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January 11, 2007 at 11:36 am

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Angel

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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee:

Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.

From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.

Expiration date: 2 years

On a bottle of Chinese medicine.

Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains,
and other diseases.
January 11, 2007 at 12:34 pm

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General Lighting

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starlaugh wrote:

Wow! i would be a bit confussed finding this on my food label :lol_crash

the character used for the word “fuck” in some parts of China (干 ) is also used for the adjective “dry”. What they meant was “dry material” (probably noodles or similar items).

Marketing managers in China sometimes feel that traditional Chinese-English dictionaries are too “formal” in their tone, and use dictionaries with more slang/street terms; without fully knowing the meanings of some of the translations (and of course their staff are too embarrassed to admit what has happened) – a bit like the “emperors new clothes” and showing how a little knowledge is a dangerous thing…
January 11, 2007 at 12:54 pm

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You seem to be very intelligent General Lighting, well i have read a few of your post always a serious answer that makes sense! good to see partying hasn’t pickled your brain :confused: :confused:
January 11, 2007 at 12:57 pm

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starlaugh wrote:

You seem to be very intelligent General Lighting, well i have read a few of your post always a serious answer that makes sense! good to see partying hasn’t pickled your brain :confused: :confused:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::shy:
January 11, 2007 at 1:14 pm

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Angel

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Not laughing at you Starlaugh or you GL :hopeless:

laughing at myself :shy: :you_crazy :hopeless: :crazy_diz
January 11, 2007 at 1:22 pm

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HaHa :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

Whys that then Angel? Have you pickled your brain then? :you_crazy
January 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm

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Angel

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I have had the same thought so many times..Was like a deja vu to read it :weee:

starlaugh wrote:

You seem to be very intelligent General Lighting, well i have read a few of your post always a serious answer that makes sense! good to see partying hasn’t pickled your brain :confused: :confused:
January 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm

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Angel

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
[/FONT][/FONT]
January 11, 2007 at 2:00 pm

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On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly

No Sh!T Sherlock

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
January 11, 2007 at 2:03 pm

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Angel

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:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:That was good..

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.[/FONT][/FONT]
January 11, 2007 at 2:53 pm

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— A medical digital thermometer with the advice —

“Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”

:you_crazy
January 11, 2007 at 3:04 pm

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General Lighting

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This is marked on the side of a pen I found in our stationery stores..

“Do not use other than for writing.”

maybe its to discourage people from stuff like this..

http://www.partyvibe.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=21351
January 12, 2007 at 1:33 am

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benbear

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Lol
January 12, 2007 at 7:34 pm

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Now what do you do??

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
January 22, 2007 at 12:09 pm

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General Lighting

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Yesterday I had to do some DIY work..

I had recently bought a small hacksaw which was still in its packaging, and it had a label of safety info which said at the start

“Warning : saws are sharp by design”…..
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