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April 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm

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process

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Okay you asked for it, but you have been warned…

Here goes…

this is you last chance….

turn back now unless your names Sparkplug or your off of squatjuice…

Right.

SICK JOKES VOL I.

I read a really controversial news report about sex offences in the UK this morning.

Apparently 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What’s black & blue and does not like sex?

The little boy in my cupboard.

whats the difference between a lorryload of marbles and a lorry load of babies?

You can’t unload marbles with a pitchfork

why do women have babies?

cos it hurts and they deserve it.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

being raped.

Sorry i did warn you it was for sparkplugs eyes only…
April 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm

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spark_plug

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awwww thanks babe, i love it. what a great gift!

the birth one is the best

whats brown and drips through the ceiling? anne franks diorrea

whats the difference between maddy and jokes about maddy? the jokes will grow old
April 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm

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MisterDuck

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what’s the difference between shannon and maddie?

maddie’s fitter.

what’s red and runs down your leg? a miscarriage.

what’s red and runs up your leg? a miscarriage with homesickness.
April 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm

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JonnyQuest

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how do u save a baby from downing? take your foot off its head
April 14, 2008 at 9:48 pm

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e_babes

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Just remember Partyvibes rules guys n gals

Jokes are fine – its about what type of joke..but you all know that anyway

😉
April 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm

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sick as feck, but i was warne. cant you put them on sj rather than here fellas….
April 15, 2008 at 2:13 am

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MisterDuck

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MrAHC wrote:

sick as feck, but i was warne. cant you put them on sj rather than here fellas….

as you say, you was warned 😉
April 15, 2008 at 10:08 am

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e_babes

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Lets go back to the 9/10 people like gang rape stuff

I’d say most people like to be forced “a little” during sex but not “gang banged”.
April 15, 2008 at 10:15 am

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process

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e_babes wrote:

Lets go back to the 9/10 people like gang rape stuff

I’d say most people like to be forced “a little” during sex but not “gang banged”.

i dont think you quite got the joke there? 😉

its not really that funny anyway tbh.
April 15, 2008 at 10:19 am

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e_babes

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djprocess wrote:

i dont think you quite got the joke there? 😉

its not really that funny anyway tbh.

Oh I did!!

I’ll have to Pm you my DEEPEST DARKEST JOKE I KNOW!!! Then you’d see my sense of humour.

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

PM on the way
April 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm

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cathdreadhead

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eat your heart out squatjuice:laugh_at:
April 16, 2008 at 8:03 pm

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Ohh be jeasus you just reminded me of a real sick one……..
April 16, 2008 at 9:33 pm

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process

@process

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MrAHC wrote:

Ohh be jeasus you just reminded me of a real sick one……..

go on then….
April 16, 2008 at 9:57 pm

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djprocess wrote:

go on then….

no i’m scared of sayin it

its 100 on the sick scale.
April 16, 2008 at 10:44 pm

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Cinimod

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MrAHC wrote:

no i’m scared of sayin it

its 100 on the sick scale.

go on, lol. You can’t tease us by saying you’ve got a really sick one, and then not say it 😀 lol. I think most people enjoy the odd bit of sick humour every now and then…
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