@DaftFader 547786 wrote:
Dis guy must be an alien or sutin!
your all just jealous because dynamo and david blaine are only peopl on planet made from GOD’S SPERM
whereas YOU are made from SHIT SPERM!
THe greatest invention ever is of course the toilet seat.
Without that, NOBODY would have anything to go on.
I’m now working on Toilet Seat V 2.0… watch this space.
@barrettone 547787 wrote:
your all just jealous because dynamo and david blaine are only peopl on planet made from GOD’S SPERM
whereas YOU are made from SHIT SPERM!
Omg you’re*
Bah ha ha aha hahaha !!
@DaftFader 547759 wrote:
Famous quote … “The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.”
Yeah the wheel was probably invented by some dumbass caveman
@korno 547818 wrote:
But then we would be pretty lost without turntables… oh man
They’re essentially the wheel put to a different use mate. 😉
@korno 547817 wrote:
god can bite me!
my fave invention is prob LSD… None of this technical shite
just a different form of science using different technology though (and Dr Hoffman would still have needed all his glassware, thermometers and other lab kit).
hard to decide what mine would be, it would either be the bicycle (especially as you can just about still ride it even when tripping hard as the good doctor proved) or Marconi discovering wireless communication.
Apparently just seconds after he set up his equipment and transmitted “… (S) ” to a distant vessel, the Post Office chaps turned up very shortly and said “hey!, you need a license for that!” – so he was also the first pirate broadcaster (he did get a license alongside manufacturers of the new fangled “wireless receiver”, and this consortium became the BBC)
@MR207 547803 wrote:
Omg you’re*
If you’re going to be correcting us on our queen’s language then I suggest you spell favourite our way:satisfied
@The Psyentist 547843 wrote:
If you’re going to be correcting us on our queen’s language then I suggest you spell favourite our way:satisfied
Ok. FAVO U (are not my favo) RITE :laugh_at:
See, I followed your suggested AND I confused you
:biggreen:
I also remember learning that a Scotsman invented the first bicycle, worked out how to make it go faster, then promptly crashed it into a pedestrian and got hauled up before the fiscal for the first traffic offence.
@MR207 547846 wrote:
Ok. FAVO U (are not my favo) RITE :laugh_at:
See, I followed your suggested AND I confused you
:biggreen:
Should it not be FAVO U(are not my favou) RITE?
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