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  • Why is it always sniffer dogs and not sniffer cats [MAD][/MAD]

    @ccrystalccastles 570543 wrote:

    Why is it always sniffer dogs and not sniffer cats [MAD][/MAD]

    Because dogs are much easier to train, and I believe they have the greater sense of smell

    @The Psyentist 570546 wrote:

    Because dogs are much easier to train, and I believe they have the greater sense of smell

    Yeah but did you ever consider cats

    @ccrystalccastles 570548 wrote:

    Yeah but did you ever consider cats

    Me, personally no lol.

    But did you know they’re working on sniffer wasps?

    @The Psyentist 570550 wrote:

    Me, personally no lol.

    But did you know they’re working on sniffer wasps?

    No but that sounds horrific. Who would think that’s a good idea?

    @ccrystalccastles 570554 wrote:

    No but that sounds horrific. Who would think that’s a good idea?

    Apparently they have a greater sense of smell/taste than even dogs, they’re easier to train and obviously much cheaper.

    @ccrystalccastles 570548 wrote:

    Yeah but did you ever consider cats

    Only for breakfast.

    @ccrystalccastles 570543 wrote:

    Why is it always sniffer dogs and not sniffer cats [MAD][/MAD]

    Because cats won’t work for the same income as dogs, the two unions have been at each others throats for years….

    for the same reason you generally don’t get police cats other than the one at metpol HQ who walks in front of all the new dogs as part of the selection process (they must still sit an obey their owners).

    Cats have been employed by UK and EU governments in naval service and at the PTT (Post, Telegraph and Telephone) to prevent paperwork and cables being gnawed by mouse-like rodents.

    I did meow with one of mine when the other one are house went missing and (a neighbours tomcat bullied him; as I first meowed against the tomcat (having learned how to imitate an Asian wildcat attack call from the net) and drove it away

    it took 3 days of this; I had previously asked for advice from an animal protection organisation but they weren’t sure what to do; I then worked at the Enivironment Ministry and discussed it with their boffins as well. they didn’t see any problems with it and some admitted to having done the same these are folk who all have zoology degrees.

    He subsequently started to signal to me (just like the passive drugs dogs) whenever he thought there may be a mouse nest (I didn’t realise what he was doing at first; in the meantime the mice all escaped, this wasn’t a problem as they turned out to be yellow necked mice which are rare in the UK).

    After that he started the same signaling when my radio scanner activated on Police frequencies; and if the helicopter went overhead he’d sit on the wheeled bin and signal by looking up (this led to the feds thinking I’d trained him to do this; but he just decided to do that on his own terms).

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