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January 11, 2013 at 6:41 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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@MR207 516851 wrote:

This means… Tractor parties!!

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester, and I’ll give the keys.
January 11, 2013 at 6:42 pm

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Deez

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 516858 wrote:

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester, and I’ll give the keys.

Give the keys to who? I must know!
January 11, 2013 at 6:43 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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@DeezNuts 516859 wrote:

Give the keys to who? I must know!

To whom ever can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!!!!!
January 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm

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MR207

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 516860 wrote:

To whom ever can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!!!!!

That’s one of the skills I have that I like to keep hidden! But today is the day that I will prove it to everyone
January 11, 2013 at 6:47 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amount of exclamation marks denotes how loud I’m speaking currently.
January 11, 2013 at 6:55 pm

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The Psyentist

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All I can offer is a shrubbery
January 11, 2013 at 8:04 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 516860 wrote:

To whom ever can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!!!!!

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done!
January 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm

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The Psyentist

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We are the knights who say NI!!!

Whoops, is this the tractor or the famous quotes thread?
January 11, 2013 at 8:19 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@The Psyentist 516892 wrote:

We are the knights who say NI!!!

Whoops, is this the tractor or the famous quotes thread?

We are no longer the Knights who say ‘Ni’, we are now the knights who say ‘ekky, ekky, ekky, ptang, noo, bong, rioo’!
January 11, 2013 at 8:21 pm

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Deez

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Hahaha Monty Python is brilliant!
But who wants a tractor when you can have a camel?
January 12, 2013 at 8:54 am

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The Psyentist

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I fart in your general direction.
January 12, 2013 at 10:53 am

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thelog

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Here’s your racist tractor psy

[ATTACH=CONFIG]152618[/ATTACH]
January 12, 2013 at 10:55 am

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thelog

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I want one of these

[ATTACH=CONFIG]152619[/ATTACH]
January 12, 2013 at 11:52 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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@thelog 517045 wrote:

I want one of these

[ATTACH=CONFIG]83463[/ATTACH]

I could build one, I’ve got a MIG and tig welder, and access to a really good scrapie. The .50bmg might be hard to get hold of though……
January 12, 2013 at 11:59 am

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thelog

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Them old .50 brownings can be got hold of at antique guns shops. You will have to drill out the welded bits in the barrel they put in when the deactivate them and put the spiraly bits inside again, and probably make the firing mechanism work again but that’s ok, i’ll be back for it in 5 working dayz ok.
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