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  • In a fit of uncharacteristic kindness I lent dan u my van to go to The Big Chill festival this weekend.

    Which part of my van will dan u break?

    And what will his excuse be?

    Its the only thing of value I own.

    He’ll put the wrong fuel in it.

    Dan is a camper breaking pro.

    Your guess is as good as mine.

    It’ll be caught in a six foot square flood.

    He’ll be sick on the dashboard.

    im gonna keep my options open here:

    drivers seat – shit/pissed on.
    window screen – cracked.
    panels – dented
    interior – redecorated in the style of a raging junkie whilst listening to Remo Fernandez

    the last option for me would be he comes home in a fiat panda totally trippin and unaware hes in the wrong motor.

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