Tescos A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, 'What size condoms?
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said...
'Mop and bucket, Till 5
free party on 11th i have had work on sundays for the past year and a half, was just wondering weather anyone know of any gooduns on the 11th as it will be the first time im allowed out for years except the odd one.
Ridgejuice My new forum should be online by midmorning tomorrow.
Freeway's reign of terror is over.
Invite only, if you feel that you should be given the link to the website please PM me, I would respectfully ask that if you are lucky enough to be amongst the select few, that you DO NOT pass that information on to any other third parties.
Regards
Ridgeway, Moderator12
2007-08-04 – Over The Top – The Edge, Luton
'Over The Top & Blunt Beats'
@ The Edge
96-98 Park Street
Luton
Beds
LU1 3EY
Saturday 4th August 2007
9pm till 4am
£3 Before 11pm, £5 After!!
18+
R.O.A.R
Room 1: 'Over The Top'
www.myspace.com/overthetopevents
Dan Fix (Jungletek Movement/Dirtbox)
Chronic RedEye & Crez One (Live Beatboxing Vs MC)
Seizmic (Kacchina/OTT/TED)
Wreck Up (Kacchina/OTT/TED)
BeeBeeDee (Kacchina/OTT/TED)
KZA (Desert Storm/OTT)
DJ Scottie (Break FM)
MC Complex (Underground Nation)
MC Furious
Live Visuals by: Operata-M (Future Science/OTT)
DRUM N BASS, HARDTEK, JUNGLE, TEKNO, BREAKCORE
Room 2: 'Blunt Beats'
www.bluntbeats.com
Erbalist
Doug
Marcus G Hurley
+ More TBC
DUBSTEP, HIP HOP, ELECTRONICA, FUNK
MAKE SURE YOUR DECOR IS FIREPROOF!!!!! Just thought i'd add my piece, cos i have witnessed a couple of near misses where people who supply decor havent used fire-retardant material, and almost seen stuff go up in flames when used near lighting or people throwin a ciggie on it.
Camo netting especially is a nightmare for this, as it only takes one small spark and its fekin lethal, goes up like a fireball.
You can get some stuff called Flamebar PE6 which you just spray over the decor and it will make it fire retardant. Its about 50 quid for 5 litres but that will cover loads, especially if you use a spray gun. Was more than enough to do eight 16 x 8 foot pieces of camo net twice over on each side. Had about a litre left. I did use a paint spray gun on an air compressor which made the mist finer but more intense.
Terralec do it, click here for link.
Only needs to be applied once, but could save lives, and also allow you to use broader range of materials for decor. Even made my white camo net glow better with UV :-)
Play it safe peeps!
Couple of pics from Global Gathering Couple of pics from the DNB tent at global. I didnt take these in fact i didnt even have a camera (regrets) But was phat anywayz raaa
PARTY PEOPLE CAN NOW VIEW SATALITE Party People can Now View Satalite !
yes party people can now view satalite
Go to google. Local, at http://www.google.co.uk/lochp?hl=en
and you too can View the Radioactive Ses's Pools of Brittons Nuclear
Waste, as it seeps into Our surrounding Coastlines, favorite beaches
and Wildlife Estuaries.
In Google Local, click the Satalite button next to the map
and you can View for your self the GLOWING radio-active
discharges of Our Nuclear Power station.
(-minus buton on keyboard to lesser the magnification.)
DUNGENESS+UK
SELLAFIELD CUMBBRIA UK
WESTON-SUPER-MARE UK
DUMFRIES UK
LANCASTER+UK
Weston-Super-Mare UK
FELIXSTOWE UK
Newport UK Gloucestershire
Hartlepool hartlepool+uk
INVERNESS UK
Bradwell Essex uk
Trawsfynydd+uk
TORNESS East Lothian UK
This is just sum of the 20 Proposed new Nuclear Reactors,
with a limited Life Span of use of 30 year, which will soon in 2006
be Replaced with New Ones, that will also hold enough Radiotion to last
another 30.0000.00 Years.
If there is no light at the end of the tunnle with New Labours Nuclear
Pledge for the so caled "clean" nuclear energy future, that will be disolving
our cost lines, then the futures looks bright, The futures Glowing !!!
Well enjoy it whilst it lasts
ps you may need sunn-glases :cool:
~~~~~~~~~@~~~~~~freoeth~~@~~
Cocaine in SF Hey all,
don't know if this is the places, but anyone know where to get some of this here in san fran...been looking but can;t find anything...would be nice to have a hook up.
thanks!
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