CN/UK (N) : Snooker player Ding Junhui denotes his weight in pies to the homeless Ding gives 276 pies to charity - Yahoo! Eurosport UK
not sure how tall he is though, but he is South Chinese and people of this ancestry (like myself) are usually fairly short.
If I was 69 kilos at my height I would give the pies away as well (as much as like eating) as I would have already had too many... :laugh_at:
stuck for a gift idea? try this: Box Canvas Print of PAUL ROSS!!
Box Canvas Print of PAUL ROSS from MirrorPrintStore: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home
look at some of the reviews - MINT :laugh_at::laugh_at:
My wife said she wanted "20 inches of pure pleasure" for Christmas. This gift ticks all the boxes. My children died recently and, in solace, I hung this in their bedroom. I have now forgotten all about them and can't wait for Christmas.
Thanks Paul! My 20 inch canvas print of the magnificent Paul Ross is a thing of beauty and a joy... except for one oversight. The manufacturer neglected to add a wipe-clean laminated surface, the lack of which has left my print with an unusual stain across the great man's pudgy face. The people who have reviewed this previously are quite clearly on crack or some other mind altering substance.
These prints are clearly not large enough for a man...sorry, legend, like MR. Paul Ross. Perhaps the distributor should consider enlarging the prints to honour the great man with the respect he deserves. Honestly...I've already ordered mine :love:
drunk man at train station defines philosophy msg i just got from my mate ... :laugh_at:
this pisshead at the train station asked this proper fit bird if she was a hippy cos she had dreads n dressed hippy-ish.. when she said no, he asked if she was a "white rasta stoner" .. was quite hilarious
he asked her what she was doing at uni n she replied philosophy n he goes "philosophy? ill give you some philosophy, rasta girl!" then started singing no woman, no cry!
UK : East : Fat cat needs weight watching new owner.. A rescue centre in Cambridgeshire wants to find an owner who could identify with a "food-obsessed" cat on a strict healthy eating plan.
The RSPCA said Higgins was bigger than a small dog when he first came into its care at the Block Fen Animal Centre in Wimblington.
The cat weighed a "massive" 11kg in March but has managed to lose almost a third of its body weight.
BBC News - Cat needs 'weight-watching owner'
Dimitri the stud.. OMFG !!! :you_crazy:you_crazy
actually quite scarey if it is real - when you read / listen to it all.....:hopeless:
I received a video of this guy Dimitri, who calls up this girl, Olga that he met a couple days before, and leaves her two voicemails for her to call him back.
The hilarious thing is you will not believe the nerve of this guy where he actually thinks he is God’s gift to women, your jaw will drop at this, its frickin hilarious at how he rates himself, however after further investigation, it seems the plot thickens, and oh shit does it thicken…
Here is the video of the two voicemails, the story goes like this: “A girl named Olga, was out with friends having drinks on King St in Toronto.
This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. The video is of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.”
listen to the end.....
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Now I thought its quite possible that this was some sort of hoax, so I did some further investigation on it only to find that this idiot is actually for real, his real name is James Sears and he is from Toronto, Canada. He was in fact a doctor, however due to his psychotic tendencies he lost his license.
This is where it gets hilarious, you will never believe what this head case does for a living now. He runs training courses and seminars for…. wait for it… Picking Up Chicks. Can you handle! He calls himself, Dimitri The Lover. This lunatic is actually going around charging people who are likely to have charges laid against them in the future because of his “training”. This dumbass claims to get alot of women. In todays world, the only women I can imagine that he gets are girls that want to get dominated in an extreme way or have some kind of weird fetish for that sort of thing which in my opinion is a very small minority, mostly in very backward places.and more:
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:omg::omg:
I think he needs help........ whether he wants it or not.... :you_crazy:you_crazy :hopeless::hopeless:
US : Our friends across the pond again found this on a random blog
The bumper-sticker was affixed to the approved neoconmobile, a Ford pickup, complete with rust, a pit bull mix with spiked collar, beer cans, and gun rack – though the weapon in the rack appeared to be a Daisy BB rifle (Seriously, WTF is this? Alaskan Redneck Lite?).
maybe even the rednecks are being sensible - if the bull terrier is only a puppy, he or she shoulld only have a BB gun until they are a fully grown dog, then they can have a real one. :laugh_at: Still think the pooch shouldn't be drinking so much beer, in our country some dude had his dog took off him because he was sharing his human food with him and it was way overweight..
have you got any garage? There's some fucking sick garage out there, check this tune
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hardcore you know the score raaaraaaraaa
and check this one
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aaah yeah man that one makes me tear the club apart
and dont forget this hardcore anthem
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'ave it :wink:12
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