Dental Humour A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction.
"£85 for an extraction sir" was the dentists reply.
"Och huv ye no got anything cheaper", replies the Scotsman getting agitated.
"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir", said the dentist.
"What about if you didn't use any anesthetic?", asked the Scotsman hopefully,
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist.
"Hmmmm, what about if you used one of your dentist trainees and still without anesthetic", said the Scotsman,
"Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say £40", said the dentist.
"Och that's still a bit much, how about if you make it a training session and have your student do the extraction and the other students watching and learning", said the Scotsman hopefully.
"Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge you only £5 in that case", said the dentist.
"Wonderful, it's a deal" said the Scotsman..."Can you book my wife in for next Tuesday"
UK : East : Stolen in Suffolk – 3 foot tall Lego penguin! A THREE foot tall Lego penguin was stolen from the doorstep of a home in Little Bealings.
The Lego bricks, stuck together in the shape of a penguin, were snatched from Martlesham Road between 7pm on Tuesday, September 22 and 11am the next day.
Anyone with information about who took the item or where it is now can call PC 163 Hammond on 01473 613500.
Giant Lego penguin stolen from doorstep - East Anglian Daily Times
SG : Aiyoyo! Bloggers say "knickers" to Miss Singapore after lingerie scam.. Not the best advert for the nation - the Chinese hookers and the madam at the local knocking shop got busted for a similar scam recently!
Beauty queen Miss Singapore World has given up her crown after it emerged that she had stolen credit cards to go on a shopping spree for lingerie.
Ris Low had come under public pressure to be stripped of her 2009 title, after local media reported she stole seven credit cards last year while working at a medical clinic, buying goods worth about S$8,000 (2,200 pounds) including gold anklets and phones.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090930/tsc-oukoe-uk-singapore-beauty-011ccfa.html
For Special People International Disturbed People's Day
Don't take life so seriously!
DANCE
KISS A LOT!
RELAX IN NATURE
HAVE FUN
AND BE HAPPY!!!!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're special
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.1234
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