This guy must have been having a laugh! An Argentine man who tried to use two counterfeit bills has been found innocent - because he was so bad at forgery. A federal court in Buenos Aires says the forged bills presented by Marcos Ribles were 'so clumsy and crude' that 'they could not be accepted by most people.'
The court says the 65-year-old man tried to pass a false 100-peso note, nominally worth about £16, as well as a false U.S. $50 bill.
Forger too bad at forgery to be guilty of forgery | Metro.co.uk
Check the artists impression of what the money looked like! :laugh_at:
The Murder: An Interactive Adventure! Check this out, Some lads in the US have created a sort of cartoon / superhero type game. Have just this minute discovered it and am going to play it.
YouTube - The Murder: An Interactive Adventure!
Quite amusing so far! :wink:
UK : East : But maybe they were only keeping up with traditions? Raw sewage caused a stink after it was pumped into a Norfolk river from a new housing development.
Families reported bad smells in the area after sewage from the Queen's Hill development in Costessey was accidentally discharged into the River Tud on two occasions last month.
given the local dialect, maybe thats what the river always contained... :wink:
McDonalds Job Application!!!
Mc Donalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
I have just worked something out, I have just worked out what Susan Boyle is. She is a shaved wookie.
here we have her pre shave,
And here she is shaved,
Does anyone else see it? :weee:12
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