Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii NZ judge orders 'odd' name change
A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Judge Rob Murfitt said that the name embarrassed the nine-year-old and could expose her to teasing.
He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.
Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.
One mother wanted to name her child O.crnia using text language, but was later persuaded to use Oceania, he said.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm
Bat in bra Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.
But she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear.
As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html
UK : East : Essex couples compete for pigmeat prize.. As well as getting a side of bacon (basically half a pig) they are triumphantly carried through the village by people dressed as yokels. This has been going on for years..
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Happy couples take home the bacon
Four couples have been victorious in convincing a jury of strangers that their marriages were not on the rocks.
The Dunmow Flitch Trials were held in Great Dunmow, Essex, on Saturday and take place every leap year.
The couples need to convince the jury they have never wished themselves not to be married to their partner.
The winners were Michael and Janet Denny, Jeff Dotts and Erin Albers, Graeme Fearon and Amanda Horner and Des Raynor and his agony aunt wife Claire.
The winning couples received a prize of a side of bacon.
The jury is made up of "six maids and six bachelors" and the couples on trial must have been married for at least a year and day.
Graeme Wade, who is on the organising committee, said: "It's great that such a unique tradition is kept alive every four years."
"The Dunmow Flitch Trials are talked about around the globe and it's a bit of history for everyone associated with Great Dunmow to be proud of."
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/england/essex/7505408.stm
Published: 2008/07/14 11:44:37 GMT
UK : Wales/Cymru: Welsh man keeps pet ram in Cardiff house A huge ram has made himself at home in his rescuer's house after resisting all attempts to return him to farm life.
The 22st (139kg) sheep, named Nick Boing, was rescued by David Palmer as a new-born lamb three years ago.
But despite efforts to reintroduce Nick to his natural habitat, he prefers the home comforts of a Cardiff suburb.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7504433.stm
UK : Wales/Cymru : Church minister dresses as tramp and squats his church doorway Thats quite a good stunt TBH.... :laugh_at:
Flock shocked by 'tramp' minister
A minister posed as a tramp and gatecrashed his own service to teach churchgoers about "acceptance".
The Reverend Derek Rigby donned a wig and some torn clothes and surrounded himself with lager cans and syringes in the church doorway on Sunday morning.
Most of the congregation at the Trinity Methodist Church in Prestatyn, Denbighshire, ignored the intruder.
The vicar said most were "embarrassed" by their behaviour when he finally revealed himself during the service.
The former police officer had told the congregation he would be late for Sunday's service, and only informed one church member of his true plans, in case anyone decided to dial 999.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/7497411.stm
Random Teenager finds bat asleep in bra
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm
Warning he could really do your head in Put this into google and see the world you could enter via :yakk: and www.thespoof.com
http://www.google.co.th/search?hl=th&q=stone+henge+funnies&btnG=%E0%B8%84%E0%B9%89%E0%B8%99%E0%B8%AB%E0%B8%B2&meta=
US : Chinese waiter gives advice to an American. Nicked from another forum..
I ordered something spicy at a nice Chinese restaurant on time. The waiter (who could barely speak English) told me "No eat pepper, take out." He told me twice to be sure. So after he left I ate one.[/quote]
^^^
Only In America....
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That lil fscker made a Jalepeno look like a green pepper. It was hot! Note to self: If the peppers make the food really spicy without being broken up (i.e. whole peppers) they might be hot.
Noah Adam’s ark Built at Stonehenge Shipyard and called their name Adam
0000 years - 4004 BC - Eve Adam
0130 years - 3874 BC - Adam Adam
0105 years - 3769 BC - Seth Adam
0090 years - 3679 BC - Enos Adam
0070 years - 3609 BC - Cainan Adam
0065 years - 3544 BC - Mahalaleel Adam
0162 years - 3382 BC - Jared Adam
0065 years - 3317 BC - Enoch Adam
0187 years - 3130 BC - Methuselah Adam
0182 years - 2948 BC - Lamech Adam
0600 years - 2348 BC - Noah Adam
1656 years - 2348 BC - The Date ark Built at Stonehenge Shipyard
English Heritage timeline
Noah Adam built the ark at Stonehenge Shipyard in 2348 BC (see timeline). Salisbury Plain Coal Prospect ditches had been explored (excavated) and cursed. Digging for shallow coal had ceased after Cretaceous / Carboniferous limestone differences were learned at Stonehenge Mining College athletic field. LORD Fellow of Woodhenge cursed the land because his Prospect was barren of shallow coal. The Healing Stones (Bluestone) had failed and were returned to South Wales Coalfield.
4 'Station Stones'; Shipwright's 4 main hull braces
4 'Postholes at A'; Shipwright's 4 dock door piers
56 'Aubrey Holes'; Shipwright's 56 support beams
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 01; Pitch angle (25 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 02; Pitch angle (30 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 03; Pitch angle (35 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 04; Pitch angle (40 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 05; Pitch angle (45 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 06; Pitch angle (50 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 07; Pitch angle (55 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 08; Pitch angle (60 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 09; Pitch angle (65 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 10; Pitch angle (70 deg) increase
Noah Adam SS 91 ark main hull brace (vertical)
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 11; Pitch angle (75 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 12; Pitch angle (80 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 13; Pitch angle (85 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 14; Pitch angle (90 deg) greatest
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 15; Pitch angle (85 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 16; Pitch angle (80 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 17; Pitch angle (75 deg) decrease
Noah Adam SS 92 ark main hull brace (vertical)
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 18; Pitch angle (70 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 19; Pitch angle (65 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 20; Pitch angle (60 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 21; Pitch angle (55 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 22; Pitch angle (50 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 23; Pitch angle (45 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 24; Pitch angle (40 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 25; Pitch angle (35 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 26; Pitch angle (30 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 27; Pitch angle (25 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 28; Pitch angle (20 deg) least
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 29; Pitch angle (25 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 30; Pitch angle (30 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 31; Pitch angle (35 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 32; Pitch angle (40 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 33; Pitch angle (45 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 34; Pitch angle (50 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 35; Pitch angle (55 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 36; Pitch angle (60 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 37; Pitch angle (65 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 38; Pitch angle (70 deg) increase
Noah Adam SS 93 ark main hull brace (vertical)
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 39; Pitch angle (75 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 40; Pitch angle (80 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 41; Pitch angle (85 deg) increase
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 42; Pitch angle (90 deg) greatest
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 43; Pitch angle (85 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 44; Pitch angle (80 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 45; Pitch angle (75 deg) decrease
Noah Adam SS 94 ark main hull brace (vertical)
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 46; Pitch angle (70 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 47; Pitch angle (65 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 48; Pitch angle (60 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 49; Pitch angle (55 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 50; Pitch angle (50 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 51; Pitch angle (45 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 52; Pitch angle (40 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 53; Pitch angle (35 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 54; Pitch angle (30 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 55; Pitch angle (25 deg) decrease
Oak beam to [Aubrey] hole 56; Pitch angle (20 deg) least
Live Oak below Heel Stone
Woodhenge Dockyard salvaged Stonehenge Shipyard remains,
sometime after 2348 BC (see timeline) at the lower elevation.
Quercus virginiana
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Father Ted – Down with this sort of thing. Been watching Father Ted lately and have to share some of it with ya! Absolute brilliance! :laugh_at:
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BALLS OF STEEL Balls of Steel is funny as fuck!
(immaturity FTW!.. heck.. what did they invent drugs for!?)
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Neg's Urban Sports (Urban Sprinting)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=96OljGZapv4
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'Millitant Black Guy'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6jxjuoG9uYQ
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