Why are Cops/PCSOs Doing the "Chicken Impression" Nowadays? someone mentioned seeing the cops doing this on a rave video
and then I found this
this must be some sort of new tactic (look non threatening by impersonating poultry?) a few years ago it was normally just the homeless doing the clucking..
Bloody racists How to tackle racists at work? In my area we have lots of immigrant workers and they are really friendly, nice, hard working people. There are a few ‘locals’ who are very vocal and abusive to them, but nothing gets done. It pisses me off because they are so ignorant and will not listen to any rational argument. Any question or request is met with a torrent of racist abuse. Nothing gets done about it as these blokes have been working here for years and are untouchable. If it was up to me I would feed them mdma, lsd and K till they shut up. 12
Charlatan was a top E-thlete… CHARLATANS frontman TIM BURGESS regularly ran marathons off his chops on killer rave drug ecstasy.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1082739.ece
ha ha ha killer rave drug! wtf?!
Macca Joke Whats the difference between Heather Mills & Northern Rock?
One hasn't got a leg to stand on & rips old folk off for there life's savings. The others a building society.
UK : East : Teenage Essex girl stuck in bin. This isn't how you are supposed to go tatting :laugh_at:
http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=News&itemid=IPED21%20Apr%202008%2017%3A35%3A53%3A790
Fair play to the Fire Brigade for getting her out...
A TEENAGER who was rescued this afternoon after becoming trapped in a pub's recycling skip vanished before firefighters could find out why she was in there.
The girl, who officers estimated was about 14 years old, appeared to have climbed into the bin behind the Blue Lion, in Great Baddow, and then got stuck by its heavily-sprung lid while trying to clamber out.
Sub-officer Tony Creak, from Baddow Fire Station, said: “The girl seems to have climbed into the bin herself because her coat and bag were in the bottom of the bin with her, along with a lot of rubbish.
*WARNING* FAO Sparkplug only. ( i mean it) Okay you asked for it, but you have been warned...
Here goes...
this is you last chance....
turn back now unless your names Sparkplug or your off of squatjuice...
Right.
SICK JOKES VOL I.
I read a really controversial news report about sex offences in the UK this morning.
Apparently 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What's black & blue and does not like sex?
The little boy in my cupboard.
whats the difference between a lorryload of marbles and a lorry load of babies?
You can't unload marbles with a pitchfork
why do women have babies?
cos it hurts and they deserve it.
whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
being raped.
Sorry i did warn you it was for sparkplugs eyes only...12…45
CN : Sobering up Tea Found in a hotel mini bar in Ningbo (the Chinese equivalent of Felixstowe).
It is an accurate description of what this tea is intended for :wink:
Are computers masculine or feminine? A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer'
should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!
F1 Pit Crew
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photo's of Coulthards bird in the shower.
raaaraaaraaaraaa:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
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