April fool’s spoofs :laugh_at::laugh_at:
April fools day
See the spaghetti video from 1957 here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/1/newsid_2819000/2819261.stm
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It's 50 years since Panorama pulled off the most celebrated April Fool's spoof and duped Britain - and beyond - about spaghetti crops in Switzerland. So what makes a great April Fool's joke?
Panorama's now infamous spaghetti-tree spoof is considered a broadcasting milestone as it is believed to be the first time television was used to stage an April Fool's hoax.
Made on a budget of just £100, it told the tale of spaghetti harvesting in Switzerland and described how the seemingly bumper crop was at risk of late frosts, creating a disastrous situation for growers all over Europe.
The spoof documentary showed people in the Swiss Alps plucking strands of spaghetti from trees and laying it in the sun to dry.
That it fooled so many was in part down to the fact that pasta, at the time, was deeply exotic in a nation reared on meat and two veg. Then there was the commentary provided in serious, hushed tones by that giant of broadcasting, Richard Dimbleby.
The hoax repeatedly tops lists of April Fool's gags, which typically include the one about moving Stonehenge to the base of Mount Fuji in Japan, plans to make the whole M25 run clockwise and anti-clockwise on alternate days, the internet being shut down for cleaning for 24 hours, whistling carrots, left-handed hamburgers and Big Ben going digital.
Part of the charm of April Fool's is that it's an equal-opportunity day, say fans. From whoopee cushions to TV pranks broadcast across the world, almost everybody has the chance to join in. It is a global phenomenon, with most cultures having a version of it.
Fool's equation
But only a few gags achieve the longevity of the Panorama stunt, which is still talked and written about across the world 50 years on. So what makes a great April Fool's joke?
A really good gag needs to be both ridiculous and believable, say those who have studied the craft. It's a hard trick to pull off and most pranksters end up with jokes that are ridiculous, but not at all believable, says Alex Boese, curator of the Museum of Hoaxes in San Diego, California.
"The really good ones succeed at making us believe something that we recognise, in hindsight, we really shouldn't have believed because it's completely preposterous," he says.
"In a humorous way they teach us something about the limits of our own knowledge. They show us how unfamiliar many of the things around us - that we take for granted - are."
The question has employed some of the world's finest brains. The eminent wartime scientist Reginald Jones, who headed the Directorate of Scientific Intelligence at the Air Ministry during World War II, researched the perfect April Fool's gag. He came up with the equation: induction followed by incongruity.
'Trustworthy style'
"Basically he was saying lull them into a false sense of security, then drop in absurdities that just keep getting more and more extreme," says Martin Wainwright, author of the newly published Guardian Book of April Fool's Day.
Both Boese and Wainwright rank the Panorama prank as the best ever. It pulled off the trick of not only fooling the easily persuaded, but also left the sceptics with a nagging doubt about whether it was true or not.
One of the things that makes it so great is that it was executed by a programme synonymous with sober and serious reporting. Getting the authoritative figure of Dimbleby to do the commentary was also a master move.
"Television was limited in those days to one BBC and one ITV channel and it was possible for a programme like Panorama to hold the nation's attention in a way inconceivable nowadays," says Wainwright.
"Small details like the ageing wicker harvest baskets added to the realistic air. In his engaging and entirely trustworthy style, Dimbleby told the audience 'we end Panorama tonight with a special report from the Swiss Alps'. Cue the marvellous film, brilliant commentary and the swelling music."
Political prisoners
There was always the risk that it might offend, and some people did complain to the BBC, but most loved it. Tony Frost e-mailed the BBC's On This Day website with his memories of the hoax - he was eight at the time.
"It wasn't until many years later, when I was in my late teens, that I realised this was perhaps not the case [that spaghetti grew on trees].
Even now, as an adult, I'm hopeful of spotting one or two trees as I drive around the country and the Continent. It's one of the great April Fool's jokes and one I'll always cherish."
An indication of its quality is that every time it's shown, people still fall for it, says Wainwright.
But there is a serious side to pulling off a successful prank. A gag should do no harm and should not place anyone in a dangerous situation, say the experts.
Disregarding these rules can have serious consequences. A town clerk in Canada had a heart attack after his colleagues played an April Fool's joke on him. They sent an e-mail saying the deadline for a big project he was working on had been moved forward a week. He survived, but the council passed a resolution banning April Fool's jokes.
This also applies to the emotional, as well as the physical, fallout. There is a fine line between catching someone out and humiliating them or hurting their feelings.
"In Romania, during the Ceausescu era, one newspaper printed an article as an April Fool's joke saying all political prisoners were being freed," says Wainwright.
"People started turning up at prisons and waiting for family and friends to be released. It didn't go down well when it was revealed to be a hoax."
Saddam Hussein's feared son Uday was also reportedly a big fan of the day and would pull pranks like telling people food rations were being lifted. Side-splitting stuff.
Online frenzy
The internet has given the day a whole new lease of life, says Wainwright.
Gags include advertisements for free coffee cup holders asking users to click their mouse on an on-screen button. This - somehow - makes their disk drive open, hence the free coffee cup holder.
Wikipedia, the online encyclopaedia anyone can edit, is particularly exposed. Last year someone swapped the "protect" and "delete" buttons on every page, so that anyone trying to stop an article from being edited ended up deleting it.
But ultimately people either love it or loath April Fool's Day. For all the haters there is one consolation this year, it's not a work day so no mugs glued to desks and no phones covered with sticky tape - hopefully.
Pasta fork for the stupid and lazy
Tired of twisting that fork to wrap the pasta around it? The Pasta Fork solves that problem for you. You just put your fingers at the top, push down and its corkscrew design makes the pasta twirl around its tines automagically.
If you have sticky fingers, it might not work too well, so you might want to have a tube of K-Y Jelly nearby, just in case. Could get messy, and who says twirling pasta around a fork is so difficult, anyway? See for yourself if these screwy forks enhance your quality of life.
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http://uk.gizmodo.com/2007/03/06/
tiger woods …. drives his new bmw into a petrol station the attedent is clueless about golf and has never heard of tiger but greets him anyway tiger nods and bend to pick up the pump nozzle as he does two tees fall out of hes pocket whats are those for the attendant asks they,er tees to rest my balls on when im driving tigers says wow gasps the attendent bmw think of everything
returning from the doctor ……. mick tells his wife,he,ll be dead by dawn the next day. that night, they have sex for six hours. afterwards, he can,t sleep so he wakes his wife darling ,that was great. can we do it again ? he asks don,t be so selfish mick i have to get up tomorrow you don,t
dearest darling……. i want you i,ll take you to bed and have my wicked way with you. i,ll make you ache, shake and sweat till you moan and groan. i,ll make you beg for mercy, plead for me to stop. i,ll exhaust you to the point where you,ll be relieved when i,m finished with you. all my love, the flu !
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Some nutter skiing down Angel tube station escalator in London recently. Apparently it's the longest one in Europe. Looks like Risky business to me but saves time after all...
Walking On Water The only 3 people have ever walked on water:
The first was Jesus Christ!
The second was Peter (the Apostle).
After them came this person...
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SG : Singapore sex education… Phua Chu Kang is a Chinese building contractor who is a character on a popular comedy show in Singapore. In this dialogue, he is explaining the facts of life to his young nephew...
Tip : try to read the next paragraph with the same sort of accent as the "thats rock and roll" guy from the Creative soundcard video mashup (the Chinese techie chap), then it might make more sense...
Quote:
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn …………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
record shop Man walks into a record shop and asks the young boy behind the counter if he has Jingle Bells on a 7"
The young boy replies "No, but I've got Dangling Balls on a 12"
Is that a record the man replies?
It must be, the boy replied..... I'm only 15
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