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- Ever thought you were having a bad day? The next time you start thinking to yourself that you're having a bad day remember this! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=5[/IMG] I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal! Car upside down In the bay - see guy standing on it? Call out the wrecker! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=6[/IMG] Coming back up...coming...coming... [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=7[/IMG] Still Coming..., almost there..! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=9[/IMG] Ooops...! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=8[/IMG] I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck! Time to get a Bigger Wrecker! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=4[/IMG] Stress, and then... [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=2[/IMG] Ok, we got the car...let's get the other wrecker now! [IMG]http://mail01.mail.com/scripts/mail/getattch.mail?folder=INBOX&msg_uid=1168250790&partsno=3[/IMG] O...O...oohhh Nooo!! Who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys? And you thought only you had bad days...!
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- January 9, 2007 at 7:42 am
  
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- IN : Leopard trapped in bathroom leads to mini-riot sounds like the crowd caused more bother than the leopard... Leopard creates bathroom mayhem There's a new joke doing the rounds in the western Indian city of Vadodara. How do you know that you have a leopard in the bathroom? He is the one with the 'L' on his pyjamas and spongebag. But for one household in the city, there really was a leopard in the bathroom - and it was not very interested in performing its ablutions. In fact, the animal roared with rage once it discovered that it had been locked in the bathroom by frightened members of the house. Baton charge "When we woke up in the morning, we heard noises. We saw a leopard walking into our compound," said householder Dhiren Sukhadia. "We closed all the doors, but saw him standing at the rear side of the house where we have a bathroom. "The maid was cleaning there, and we called her in. The moment we closed the door, the leopard went there and started roaring. "It kicked around the stuff lying there. We called the fire helpline and... they said they were on the way and asked us to keep all doors and windows closed." Thousands of interested spectators converged on the house on Sunday morning once news of the trapped leopard spread. They watched as frustrated forestry officials repeatedly attempted to lure the animal out of the bathroom and into a cage near the outside door. But their job was made more difficult because the noisy crowd frightened the animal from coming out. Correspondents say police were left with no choice but to fend off the onlookers with batons. The animal was eventually tranquilised and taken away. The BBC's Rajeev Khanna in the Gujarat state capital, Ahmedabad, says that it will be released into the wild in a few days' time. A spokesman for the Gujarat Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals says that the leopard probably came from the jungle near the city. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/south_asia/6240569.stm Published: 2007/01/08 12:09:30 GMT © BBC MMVII
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- January 8, 2007 at 2:47 pm
  
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- Snake thieves slip up Boy wrapped snake round neck Snake Thieves Slip Up A mother and son accused of stealing a snake from a pet shop were arrested the next day - when they returned to the store and asked for books on how to care for the animal.:you_crazy Shop assistants recognised the suspects from surveillance video taken during the theft and stalled them until police arrived. The video showed the 15-year-old taking the 75-centimetre baby boa from its cage, wrapping it around his neck and hiding it with his jacket, while his mother acted as a lookout, said police. The video appeared to show the head of the red-tail boa sticking out of the boy's jacket collar, police said. Mother and son were arrested three days before Christmas. The snake, worth £150, was recovered from their home and returned to the shop in a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Sebrina Hill, 35, faces theft charges and will appear in court next month. Her son was placed in the custody of relatives.
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- January 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
  
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- Dinner for one Every new years eve they send this in Denmark:crazy_diz :laugh_at: :crazy_dru :you_crazy :hopeless: :weee: :crazy: [yt]OBTZZ0TwgWo[/yt] [yt]TLsdc1krl6w[/yt]
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- January 8, 2007 at 6:36 am
  
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- UK : Scot : Impatient dog catches train home alone… Labrador Archie takes train home An impatient dog caught the train home in Aberdeenshire after becoming separated from his owner. The black labrador, Archie, boarded the First ScotRail train from Aberdeen to Inverness at Inverurie Station. Mike Taitt, 60, from Oyne, feared the worst after his headstrong eight-year-old dog disappeared. But he received a phone call to say Archie had stepped off the train at Insch Station and was waiting for him - just three miles from his house. Mr Taitt said: "Archie is very intelligent and definitely has a mind of his own. "I think he got on that train because he thought I was on it. "I couldn't believe it when I got the call from the station saying: 'We've got your doggie'." Mr Taitt, who has an interest in trains, had been driving home when he decided to stop at Inverurie Station to look at the Royal Scotsman train, which was in the station. He left Archie on one of the platforms and went across the bridge to look at the train but by the time he returned his dog was already on the 2005 BST service to Inverness. Archie got off the train when it stopped at Insch and was spotted by a signalman, who found his contact details on his collar and phoned Mr Taitt. The incident, which happened earlier this month, has now been recorded in the official log-books of First ScotRail, British Transport Police and Grampian Police. SSPCA spokeswoman Doreen Graham said: "I think it is quite easy to underestimate the intelligence of animals. "The fact that Archie got on the right train was probably a coincidence, but he probably knew which stop to get off at because he recognised local smells which made him know he was close to home. "I think it is quite amazing - Archie obviously doesn't like to be kept waiting." Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/scotland/4195198.stm Published: 2005/08/29 15:01:17 GMT © BBC MMVII
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- January 7, 2007 at 6:51 pm
  
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- A comparison between software and drug dealers joke is here :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
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- January 5, 2007 at 1:36 pm
  
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- Stretcher problems Kiss my ass :laugh_at: http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage48_3.html
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- January 3, 2007 at 11:17 pm
  
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- Chuck Norris Everything you could ever possibly want to know about Chuck Norris, the man himself. http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck One of my favourites "If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister."
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- January 1, 2007 at 9:33 pm
  
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- PL : Brave Polish Cat Guards Radio Equipment! I was looking for info on valve amps and stumbled across this.. http://www.oldradio.pl/index.php?page_id=3&PHPSESSID=acc5909d80ac9f0430b5e130d500d27c First paragraph (auto)translated as.... ("Pioneer" is the make of the radio) Quote: We will meet many photos of of all sorts and kinds pioneers in corner Hero of front page for diversification - cat will be - but for it with pioneer in background. Cat that, but else exactly cat, if necessary it appears always photographing of receiver. It sits down on guard and it looks to lens straight. perhaps this is a reenactment of a more turbulent time when people had to repair their radios out of doors, and cats were trained to prevent valuable communications equipment falling into enemy hands :laugh_at:
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- December 30, 2006 at 6:20 pm
  
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- FuckU FuckMe :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: http://www.fu-fme.com/ http://www.fu-fme.com/faq.html :shy:
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- December 30, 2006 at 3:29 pm
  
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- UK : East : Cows run loose in Ipswich street This isn't that far out in the country, in fact it is down the road from the estate where I once briefly lived when I first moved here! http://www.eveningstar.co.uk/content/eveningstar/news/story.aspx?brand=ESTOnline&category=News&tBrand=ESTOnline&tCategory=news&itemid=IPED28%20Dec%202006%2011%3A17%3A24%3A250 RESIDENTS in an Ipswich street were UDDERLY shocked today when they opened their curtains to discover three cows roaming by. Three adult cattle escaped from a field in Goodwood Close, near Henley Road about 9.20am and wrecked havoc in the usually quiet road. Margaret Mudd, who witnessed events unfold, said she could hardly believe what she was seeing as the small herd made their way along the street. The 55-year-old said: “I couldn't believe it - I thought we were having roast beef for breakfast. “They were going among peoples' gardens and chewed a bit of grass and the tops of plants. “All of the neighbours left them alone because if you don't know what you doing I'm sure they could knock you over.” Mrs Mudd said a Glasswells delivery van had arrived in the Close just before 10am and the cattle had scattered. She said they had returned to a field at the end of the Close but she was worried they could escape again as she suspected a damaged fence may have been behind their break-out. She added: “We can pat Glasswells on the back. They seemed to corral them back.” She said the animals had not caused any significant damage and had been fairly placid. All three were completely black and one had horns, leading Mrs Mudd to believe it may have been a bull.
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- December 29, 2006 at 3:34 pm
  
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- Game for a laugh Jeremy Beadle has got a huge cock.... But on the other hand its quite small :groucho: :laugh_at:
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- December 23, 2006 at 11:37 pm
  
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- Christmas in Iraq Christmas in Iraq :laugh_at: http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/12/358700.html
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- December 23, 2006 at 12:31 pm
  
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- UK : East : Broadband pioneers.. found this whilst looking for some other info..... 06/11/2006 BT Wholesale (ADSL) has set an enablement date of 01/01/1970 for the Lowestoft exchange and this is their preffered "state of the art" communications equipment
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- December 22, 2006 at 5:40 pm
  
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- Husbonds and wifes :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious, disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do something your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. Dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him chores, as he probably have had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
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- December 21, 2006 at 10:52 pm
  
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