Should i stay or should i go? Don't know if it has been posted before :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vwKZiDsY4
How long can you listen? How long can you put up with this drivel? :hopeless:
http://graphics.news.com.au/multimedia/2006/061016_peterAndreAndJordan/index_popup.html
copy of the single to whoever can last the longest :groucho:
Surreal fitness video Taken from www.break.com
[MEDIA]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/10/crazy_fitness_chick.wmv[/MEDIA]
This video starts of weird and only gets more weird. At first I thought it was just a joke but it is an actual fitness trainer and a commercially released fitness video.
Oh Shit! :you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy
Some people just have to much money....
Think it's one of the most ugly paintings i have seen
Before the accident
Dream Turns To Nightmare
Updated: 09:53, Wednesday October 18, 2006
A wealthy American casino owner has accidentally put his elbow through a £74m Picasso painting.
Steve Wynn poked a finger-sized hole in Le Reve (The Dream) while showing it to friends at his Las Vegas office.
He had just finalised selling the famed artwork to another collector when he made the costly slip.
Director and screenwriter Nora Ephron witnessed the incident.
She said Wynn had raised his hand to show the group something about Picasso's 1932 portrait of his mistress Marie-Therese Walter.
"At that moment, his elbow crashed backward right through the canvas.
"There was a terrible noise," she added, noting Wynn had an eye disease that damages peripheral vision.
"Smack in the middle ... was a black hole the size of a silver dollar. 'Oh shit,' he said. 'Look what I've done. Thank goodness it was me.'"
Wynn has reportedly decided to release the buyer from the sale agreement and to repair and keep the painting himself.
The millionaire casino developer and art collector is famous for developing The Mirage and Bellagio resorts in Las Vegas in the 1990s.
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell… Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...
"We're down here!"
UK : LDN(S) : Pig mascot booted out of police force oh dear....
Police pig mascot ditched after child injured
Oct 10 2006
By Crime Reporter Ben Ashford
POLICE ditched an eight-stone pig as their mascot - after it "went berserk" and fractured a little boy's arm.
Raging sow Rosie butted the 12-year-old into a wall after he walked into her pen during feeding.
The "attack" came just days before the hog was due to pose for a photo shoot, complete with its own police helmet and vest.
Shocked staff at Vauxhall City Farm lifted the terrified youngster to safety,then took him to hospital where doctors confirmed the fracture.
Well-meaning neighbourhood cops had planned to sponsor Rosie to boost coffers at Vauxhall City Farm.
But the hand-reared animal will now be rehoused at another farm amid fears she is a danger to youngsters.
A farm insider said: "Rosie went berserk when the lad interrupted her dinner. She charged at him, knocking him against a wall and fracturing his arm.
"It was totally unexpected. They got the child out of the pen and he was taken to hospital.
"The incident couldn't have come at a worse time, days ahead of the photoshoot."
Bosses at the farm in Tyers Street, Kennington, believe Rosie lashed out because she was startled and felt threatened.
Director John Roberts said: "The poor lad has been very upset about the incident because he liked spending time with Rosie and can't understand what he did to upset her.
"His mother was worried Rosie would have to be put down - but we've reassured them that's not the case.We believe it very much a one-off and there are no risks to children's safety."
The Met are considering plans to sponsor an alternative animal. A spokesman said: "Safer neighbour-hood officers in Kennington had been planning to sponsor a pig as a light-hearted way of engaging with the farm and the young people that attend it."
* Vauxhall City Farm relies on hard-working volunteers and donations. To find out more about the farm call 020 7582 4204.
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