The offside rule explained for girls You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
There you have it!12
do you know how he feels? i have hummed and hawed and decided this belongs in this section :groucho::groucho::groucho:
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyenoughnews&storyID=2006-09-06T155043Z_01_L06776800_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-CRIME-BRITON-SPEEDING.XML
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
i am sure some of us would cheer the guy on
whats the best practical joke you have seen? I've seen a few but this one stands out in my mind..
About 8 years ago I was working for this IT/media company at the height of the dot-com boom. This was the time before flash memory was common (USB was new back then!) so small software builds of up to about 5 or 6 megs were still stored on 3.5" disk.
Engineers would copy the software they needed for customers' kit to these disks; if they weren't actually being sent to customers the disks were recovered and re-used.
we had a project manager who was too lazy to return the disks to a central store, but would keep them in a pile on his desk (which eventually grew to half a metre in height).
he would also leave his office chair pulled out some distance away from the desk - and There was a false celing in the office.
He eventually got another job elsewhere, so on his leaving day one of my work colleagues decided to give him a better send off.....
everyone was down the pub, but this chap made some excuse that there was an urgent support call and returned to the office whilst it would be empty...
he got some very thin wire wrapping wire (this is like fishing line, virtually invisible) and threaded it through the write enable hole in each alternate disk in the pile; then re-assembled the pile of disks. On top of the pile he added a paper cup full with hole punch clippings, washers, and other random small stuff, also attached to the wire...
He then pushed the office chair flush against the managers desk...
the wire was then run up through the false ceiling (the metal bit acting as a pivot) - then pulled taut and securely attached to the office chair...
Of course when the manager returns the first thing he thinks is
"why is my chair pushed forward like that" and pulls it out so he can sit down..
:laugh_at::laugh_at:
RU : Contestant "disqualified in shame" after sex doll raft race. From El Reg..
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/30/disqualification_shame/
A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg was disqualified in shame for "sexual abuse of apparatus", Mosnews reports.
The event - held on the Vuoksa river and sponsored by "a number of Russian sex shops" - this year attracted 400 athletes determined to tackle the choppy 1,200 metre course with nothing more than an inflatable partner for buoyancy, as our pic shows.
As organiser, Dmitriy Bulaviniv told Zizn' newspaper: "It's fun and difficult to swim in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands."
Yes they do. According to Mosnews's entertaining commentary, as "strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong men's hands", only 40-year-old Igor Osipov was left to make the final climactic dash to the finish line. At this point, however, "the jury then noticed Osipov's strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer's doll."
The mind boggles. The judges then "found the swimmer guilty of sexual abuse of the apparatus and disqualified him" because, as the organisers explained: "Air sex dolls can be used only for swimming."
We conclude by repeating what our correspondent Matt noted when forwarding us this gem: "I can't think of an IT angle for this, but I'm not sure I really care." We wholeheartedly agree. ®
Seriously Bizzare Engrish lesson I'm not sure if this is real or not, and I'm not sure who the joke/prank is aimed at.
Funny none the less.
http://www.heavy.com/browserling5.php?vchid=44&video_id=2768&p=10
I want to know who Toshi is and why he should "come on"
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