AT : Ex-con tries to break back into jail Ex-con tries to break back into jail
A young Austrian convict missed prison so much after his release that he tried to break back in.
Detlef Federsohn, 23, was released from the Josefstadt prison in the Austrian capital Vienna after serving two years for theft.
But he was arrested last week when police were called out to a suspected prison break after he was spotted on the roof of the jail.
Federsohn said: "Life is so much easier on the inside. They feed you, do your washing and let you watch TV, which I can tell you is a lot more than my mum does. So I thought if I could sneak back in I would blend in with the others and the screws wouldn't notice."
from ananova...
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs Attn: Entrepeneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
Can't believe no-one's told them. Either that or hey have been told and answered: "No, I don't care that I have a company called Penis Land..." :lol_big:
3 wise women?
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Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women?
You might get the following:
* They would have asked for directions.
* They would have arrived on time.
* They would have helped deliver the baby.
* They would have cleaned the stables.
* They would have brought practical gifts.
* They would have made a casserole.
But what would have happened when they left?
You'd have heard:
* "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
* "I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
* "And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too."
* "Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school."
* "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
* "Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?"
* "Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!"
I knew you'd come up with a dose of laughter medicine for me.:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
Keep 'em up and thanks for the e.mail.:wink: Giz a ring when you can.
3 wise women? A SANDWICH shop has been banned from selling bacon butties after a vegetarian complained about the "vile" smell.
Sizzlers Sandwich Bar in Stamford Square, Ashton under Lyne, was issued with an enforcement notice following complaints from neighbour Anthony Goodwin.
Owners Steven and Linda Male have been warned they will be committing a criminal offence if they carry on making the traditional breakfast favourite, which they sell to customers for £1.
The couple have described the order banning them from selling hot food as "completely ridiculous" and say it will have a major impact on their livelihood.
But council officials insist the enforcement notice is justified because the shop has not followed the correct planning procedure.
Mr Goodwin has been living next door to the shop for 10 years and says he was never troubled until the Males took over a year ago and started selling bacon butties.
The 40-year-old former pub singer, who performed under the stage name Tony Wayne, said: "I've spent £3,000 on my garden to make it nice for my daughter but we can't use it now because it stinks.
"You can't have the windows or doors open so you're basically locked in your house. It's vile. I shouldn't be in this situation. I've lived in my home for 10 years then they came along and caused all this
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cool coke and mentos video [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EomlECEV1eE&search=soda%20and%20mentos[/media]
This is pretty cool - not sure if it's all real but cool anyway :weee:
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