Lovely pies… (East Anglian joke…) D : Lovely Pies
Jack, the Thetford baker, was overwhelmed with orders (from Norwich anorl) for his famous rabbit-pies.
A local customer complained one day :
Jack, Oi can'(t) mairke ou(t) woo(t)-a come oover them rabbi(t)-poise a-yourn.
They dorn'(t) fare sa tairsty as woo(t) they useter.
The baker replied, confidentially, Wal, y'see Jimma, thass all a question-a woo(t) the Goverment call Supploi an' Demarnd. The fac(t) a-the ma(tt)er is, Oi can'(t) gi(t) rabbi(t)s enow for all-a moi customers.
Soo, woo(t) are-ya a-doin'-on, then? asked Jimmy.
The baker, reduced to a whisper: Bor, atwin you an' me an' the gair(t)poost, Our ha(tt)a fill-ou(t) them poise wi' a mi(t)e-a hoss mea(t).
Blast, said Jimmy, How much hoss mea(t) d'ya reckon to pu(t) in??
'Bout fifta-fifta, grinned Jack the baker.
Jimmy asked, with great suspicion, Woo(t) d'ya mean boi fifta-fifta?
Oo, one hoss, one rabbi(t), said Jack.
: [Russell Colman]
Born. The pre school teacher vere telling her class about
to early born babyes..
Little james put his finger in the air,what would you like
say james the teacher asked..I'm a lucke kid mam.I was born right on my
birthday
:bigsmile: Bad one i know i'm not awake yet lets try again:bigsmile:
Mr.Jones came to the store..
I will like to look at a new hat.
The young man looked at him and asked..Do you know the size..
No Mr.Jones answered..But your lucke,i brought the head.
Just as bad..Better stop before Site throws me out for bad taste..
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