Your favourite comedians/comedic acts Dave Chappelle. Straight up hilarious. Consistently. All his standup. The sketches. Oh man he'd have to be my favourite.
Carl Barron. Australian guy. Consistently hilarious. He doesn't even need to say anything to be funny.
Dane Cook. Really funny at times.
Scared Weird Little Guys. Another Australian act. Pretty funny.
Guido Hatzis. Australian act. Pretty funny as well.
Heaps of guys I have forgotten but oh well.
So who's your favourites?
DE : Denglisch Musikvideo Although these kids didn't perform the track themselves (it is a satirical song about the much greater incursion of English words into the German language in recent years) I was impressed they didn't get pulled up for copyright (Germany's rules are notoriously strict) and their Catholic Gymnasium
[*] allowed them to produce this video and use what I think must be the schools chapel for some of the scenes (as they thank the entire Catholic Church in the credits rather than just the school which confuses Auslander as there are two other Wolfgangskapelle in DE (3 until the 1940s))
[*] In Northern Europe this means the whole high school, not just the sports facilities and you need to be very brainy to attend one (I struggled to read the schools official website)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okzr0I5OkbM
NL : Just heard this on a Drenthe pirate station :) he didn't find whisky in the jar but a 2 meter bagpipe in the attic so decided to learn how to play them :laugh_at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xxxEmG2f0o
Ik vond laatst op de zolder,
een doedel van twee meter,
ik belde al mijn vrienden en kwam doedelend beneden.
Ze zijden oooh wat prachtig,
't is niet te vergelijken,
maar doedel ons een lol en laat eens even naar je kijken.
Hang dat ding met een ring aan je neus,
dag dikke olifant,
dag dikke olifant,
dat staat je heel charmant.
Geen mens is van z'n leven,
te oud om iets te leren,
dus ging ik terug naar zolder,
om de doedel te studeren.
En 7 dagen later,
toen klonk het niet te geloven,
maar ze zeiden; doedel op of doe wat je doet op zolder.
Hang dat ding met een ring aan je neus,
dag dikke olifant,
dag dikke olifant,
dat staat je heel charmant.
Ja.
Ik stond alweer voor joker,
een doedel van twee meter.
Daar kan je niks mee doen,
hoewel sinds kort weet ik het beter.
Succes is nu verzekerd,
maar geloof maar dat het hard is.
Ze lachen zich verrot,
als ik de doedel doe in Artis.
Hang dat ding met een ring aan je neus,
dag dikke olifant,
dag dikke olifant,
dat staat je heel charmant.
Ooooh ik doedel, ik doedel, ik doedel.
Ooooh ik doedel, doedel, doedel
Die Morität von Ahmed Macheath I recently read a surreal thread on a religious site from a Scottish Muslim brother who wanted to know if bagpipe music is halal - it is (provided folk are piping for the correct reasons). I've heard it on videos of the Pakistan / India border closing ceremony; at one point they had the Pakistan Army piping to Allah (SAW) with a dubstep bassline being mixed in in the background.
A lot of bagpipes (including those played in Northern Europe) are now made in Pakistan and the Punjab although they are also popular with the Chinese in Malaysia and Singapore.
A few months ago some older chaps said it is a lot easier to get away with pirate broadcasting in Scotland than England (due to its remoteness) and today I was reading about some of the setups that folk have for their shortwave transmitters (mostly on legit amateur bands but you do get the odd pirate now and then).
Many of them use the old style end stage with big valves using strong voltage and elaborate water cooling/fan arrangements; after mishearing the local anthem of Groningen Netherlands (the Dutch equivalent of Scotland) and mistranslating "ain pronkjewail" ("bling" type jewels) as "ein pruikenval" ( a trap for wigs)
I had got this impression that they rigged the transmitters so if the Communications Ministry agents get too near the endstage shuts off (so there is no more signal for them to track); but as the ventilators for the valves need to stay running it wouldn't be impossible to feed the air blast from them to extra pipes (like an old style church organ) at enough pressure to blow an insecure toupeé form their heads :laugh_at:
Die Morität von Ahmed Macheath
Ahmed Macheath wohnt in Ayrshire
Stoltz tragt er ‘nen Schotten Rock...
Er ist auch ein Musikant,
Doch spielt er gern auf dem Dudelsack..
Er hat auch einen KW-Sender,
Fröhlich sitzt er am Mikrophon.
Bald einer starke Senderröhre
Strahlt durch den Himmel ‚nen Pfeifton!
Viele Leute in viele Ländern
empfangen das Signal laut und klar
Zwischen Sarawak und Oldham
Rufen Sie auch „Allah-u-Ahkbar!“
Alle hören mit großer Freude
Ahmed Macheath – der Pfeifpirat
Die Senioren egal mit den Rollatoren
Gehen zum tanzen durch die ganze Stadt!
In England südlich 400 Meilen
Ein Ofcom-Agent war am Peilgerät
probiert den Standort des Sender zu peilen
Doch Ahmed pfeift außerhalb der Legalität
Wenn der Ofcom-Agent erreichte Ayrshire
Eine Überraschung erwartete ihn
Plötzlich sein Toupet war in die Luft geblasen
Aus seinen Kopf durch eine Hochdruckwind!
Also bald fährt der Ofcom-Agent
Zurück nach Baldock
Voll Angst und kahl.
Ausgepfiffene und beschämte
Doch Ahmed Macheath pfeift noch einmal!
Ausgepfiffene und beschämte
Doch Ahmed Macheath pfeift noch einmal!
Serious, this made me LOL Took my wife to a French Restaurant last night.
The waiter asked, "Have you ever tried frog?"
I said, "I've had a Freddo."
:smiley-sex018:
Philip Morris Marlboro ‘M’ Brand Marijuana Cigarettes Now For Sale In Four U.S. State
Washington, Oregon, Colorado and Alaska residents are celebrating the release of Phillip Morris Marlboro ‘M’ Brand Marijuana Cigarettes available next month for recreational use. The world’s largest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the recreational marijuana bandwagon and begin the sale of marijuana cigarettes in these 4 U.S. states beginning November 1, 2015.This product is marketed under the brand “Marlboro M” and will be available for sale through marijuana licensed outlets. Serafin Norcik, Philip Morris’ Senior Vice President for marketing said in an interview, “Our company has been high on the idea for marketing cannabis and has been monitoring the market for some time. We have finally made the decision to take the leap and support these states in their right to legalized recreational marijuana use.”
Currently the law limits the purchase to only one pack at a time. Prices start at $89 per pack. You must be 21 years or older to purchase and must provide a photo ID. Any resale of the Philip Morris Marlboro “M” Brand Marijuana cigarettes is subject to fines and jail time according to local laws.
What Vladimir Putin probably listens to for gym music. Mr Putin is well known to get up at 05:00 every morning and start with his workout (a lot of the action man stuff he does is real; especially anything to do with outdoors/environment). He must have at least one big screen monitor and sound system in his private gym; and is fluent in German :laugh_at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE
This nearly made me pi** my pants laughing. What started as a near million dollar Kickstarter, was transformed into one of the most disastrous product launches of all time.
Not only did Logbar release a terribly unattractive and poorly designed piece of hardware, but the software puts a nail in the coffin.
For the outrageous $269 price tag, Logbar won't be around long.
Love his way of telling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUWxROnqwA
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
Piped in ;) I got a request to provide loudspeakers for a PC in the admin office (they are used for listening to voicemail, multimedia training material etc). They now have much stronger amplifiers and LS units than those of 20 years ago.
The "Dorgard" is about 3m away and normally only sets off from the fire siren (there has to be over 90dbA of noise for several seconds).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWs1WirDVIM
This whole episode is comedy! I am not sure where to post video links, but I saw this on the SDRshow. on youtube. The guest basically makes fun of the host for being bad in bed the whole show.
I may have found a new show to listen watch. I am halfway through Anyone ever hear of it?
www.thesdrshow.com/darenziaYT
BetterMe Just found this app
BetterMe App
BetterMe is an app for people who will try anything to better themselves. The app uses public humiliation to help keep your appointments, to achieve your goals, and to jump out of bed in the mornings.
Features include an alarm clock, goal tracking, and GPS check-ins system to keep your recurring appointments. If you fail, each of these features will humiliate you by posting a message on your Facebook wall.
I don't hope my son install that, I can just imagine how his FB wall would look like
It’s about yo Mama Yo mama is so FAT that what you're about to see in this video will leave you grossed out - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hloVVF4_IYM
