An old Suffolk pig farmer has become quite successful over the years, and makes enough money to buy a new two seater sports car…
One day he plans to take a prize sow to market; but his farmhand finds he can’t start the old motor van… He asks “well what do I do now?”
The pig farmer replies “Don’t worry… put some old sheets on the passenger seat of my car, and I’ll take her to market myself”
The farmhand is shocked by this and says….
“Surely you’re not thinking of putting that muddy pig in your brand new car?”
The farmer replies…
“Why not? She helped pay for it, I don’t see why she can’t have a lift in it..”
