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November 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm

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i saw a very non boring pet yesterday! A Monitor lizard that grows to 6 foot long and they sold a harness so you could put a lead on it!!!!

Now i really want one of these……. hopefully would eat the cats too :laugh_at:
November 11, 2007 at 2:20 pm

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Cats can have bags of character – I have some very unboring cats [they stalk my dog, chase random bits of shite around like the possessed and lie in wait to pounce on your lap and insist on receiving attention].

I have had cats most of my life and have never had what I would call a dull cat – each one as eccentric as the next :love:
November 11, 2007 at 3:22 pm

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I have two fish which I half hate half love. They are boring and I rarely clean them or feed them but then I feel guilty because they probably are a case for the RSPCA (neglected, pissed on, fed speed, whisky, vodka and a little bit of green) and they look unhappy all the time. Plus I’ve had them for two years now!

I really want a cat cos they can sit on your lap and be stroked but you can’t have them in rented accomodation and I move alot so it wouldn’t be fair. I also want a miniature pig!

http://www.pennywellfarm.co.uk/gallery.html – if you look at the pictures on this link you can see the miniature pigs. I’m gonna get one instead of having kids!
November 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm

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spark_plug wrote:

what the fuck actually are see monkeys?
dont they come in a foil packet?

yeh i think you can buy them at woolies, add some monkey powder to water and poof you’ve got yourself magic sea creatures… sort of…

do you remember those aliens you could buy in eggs full of goo and they would eat the goo and grow…?
November 12, 2007 at 8:15 pm

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spark_plug

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rach wrote:

yeh i think you can buy them at woolies, add some monkey powder to water and poof you’ve got yourself magic sea creatures… sort of…

do you remember those aliens you could buy in eggs full of goo and they would eat the goo and grow…?

errrrr yeh, and everyone used to say if you put them together they made babies
November 13, 2007 at 12:15 am

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God I’m so hard to please, the rat baby has gone home and I miss him :you_crazy
November 13, 2007 at 1:38 am

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rach wrote:

yeh i think you can buy them at woolies, add some monkey powder to water and poof you’ve got yourself magic sea creatures… sort of…

do you remember those aliens you could buy in eggs full of goo and they would eat the goo and grow…?

i had one of ’em! they were… weird.

wasn’t ya supposed to keep ’em in the fridge or something?
November 13, 2007 at 2:13 am

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Dr Bunsen wrote:

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:annoyed: :rant: :mad_curse :you_smart :get_you:
i want to kill it
November 13, 2007 at 3:41 am

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Tank Girl wrote:

I’m looking after my friends hamster whilst she in India (so jealous…..)

and it’s so boring,

all it does is sleep and wander round its cage, whenever I get it out it just moseys around a bit….

any one else got any boring pets?

or really unusual ones?

(and no posts about how I could make it less boring by putting it up my bum 🙂 )

Sorry to be crass but don’t you think you’d be boring if you was locked in a fucking cage running round a fucking bastard wheel. Nobody should be allowed to have pets. Do you know how many poor ‘so called pets’ perish when they’re being imported for our sick pleasure?:you_crazy :you_crazy :you_crazy
This isn’t diected to you alone TG.
November 13, 2007 at 3:44 am

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djprocess wrote:

i had a bearded dragon once it was both unusual and boring. Used to get it out and it would just sit there. that was until i went on holiday and left it with my mate. when i came back he was a fucking viscious bastard and would chew your fucking fingers off! Made him a lot less boring, but absolutely impossible to handle, which was a bit pointless so i gave the the lunatic back to the shop and got a fish tank instead.

Fish = V.boring

NO, THE ONLY LUNATIC IS THE BASTARD WHO IMPORTED IT, CAGED IT AND DROVE IT LIKE THAT. THINK FOR ONE MINUTE HOW HAPPY THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ARE IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!
November 13, 2007 at 3:46 am

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starlaugh wrote:

Got my eye on some blue coloured crabs in a local shop,

Just check through your pubic hair and then at least they’ll be free.:wink:
November 13, 2007 at 3:48 am

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starlaugh wrote:

Oh I had some American Bull Frogs as a kid, got them as fecking huge tadpoles. They didnt last too long though just got legs and the tail was going, then one died and the other went missing. Found it quite some time after all dried up behind a set of draws

I sincerly hope you learnt your lesson?
November 13, 2007 at 3:50 am

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Ruff Beat Provider wrote:

Used to have giant african land snails! They are really shit to be honest! There shells make good ashtrays though lol!

Bastard.
November 13, 2007 at 3:52 am

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Angel wrote:

Fish are boring

They can be very relaxing to look at though..

Very relaxing :yawn:

Fish are beautiful creatures in the sea Angel.
November 13, 2007 at 3:58 am

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HemelRaver wrote:

I wasn’t allowed animals but i did have a brick. I loved that brick.:cry:

Whoever didn’t allow you to have animals hold my utmost respect. I could write a thesis on here on why we shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.
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