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  • I was hoping you were. Thought you might of been on the blob or something. 😉

    lol na, I just remember you saying pretty much the same thing to someone else in seriousness before on here, so thought I might of overstepped the mark and not realized, or you’d misunderstood the joke (being a woman and all) so tried to explain why I didn’t mean any harm.

    ok I’m probably pushing it now 😛

    You are just jelious because when I go home and night I have a nice pair of boobies to play with. Where as you just get to cry wank 🙂

    It’s more of a sob wank tbh. but meh, If I eat enough I’ll get boobies too, you’ll never grow a weener.

    Maybe not but I can buy something similar…

    there was a spate of gender bending on this forum a few years back, nearly all of the regular male posters were shown as girls at one point. I did not take part in this, being of SE Asian ancestry and living in a nautical area there is enough confusion as it is, there are some areas where if you go clubbing (especially where Biotech lives) you are almost certain to be propositioned by drunken sailors, one of whom openly admitted that his reactions on encountering a ladyboy in Thailand were quite simply “any port in a storm”. In any case it is not something that interests me – even after my diet I would struggle to fit into the clothes.

    @General Lighting 558823 wrote:

    there was a spate of gender bending on this forum a few years back, nearly all of the regular male posters were shown as girls at one point. I did not take part in this, being of SE Asian ancestry and living in a nautical area there is enough confusion as it is, there are some areas where if you go clubbing (especially where Biotech lives) you are almost certain to be propositioned by drunken sailors, one of whom openly admitted that his reactions on encountering a ladyboy in Thailand were quite simply “any port in a storm”. In any case it is not something that interests me – even after my diet I would struggle to fit into the clothes.

    haha yeah i remember the united womans front of party vibe well.

    I know sailors have a lot of time at sea with out any “action” so to speak, but then neither have I for a while and it’s never been something I’d consider. Each to their own though, if you’ve got the balls to go through with it… good luck to ya.

    @Izbeckistan 558822 wrote:

    Maybe not but I can buy something similar…

    My old head chef was tellnig me this story about how he’d accidentally received someone else’s parcel and opened it to find a “pocket pussy” inside. When asked, he swore that he’d thrown it in the bin, but no one believed it for a second.

    @DaftFader 558828 wrote:

    . Each to their own though, if you’ve got the balls to go through with it…

    the obvious advantages of the way its done in SE Asia is you get to keep yours 😉

    the real reason this was common is that intelligent, reliable but single young girls in coastal areas where usually employed coastal radio communications stations of the PTT (post, telegraph and telephone) as radio operators (they also linked ships radios to the main telephone network), and in the PTT or any Government service they were chaperoned by older women.

    Even when I worked in the British Civil Service fairly recently the girls were put in separate desk groups to the boys, and if I was sent to another site to investigate computer problems I’d be lucky if I got 3 minutes to chat to any young women before some granny lady appeared and sat by us to check nothing unauthorised was happening. At the British Post Office in the 60s/70s not only was it very hard for an engineer to flirt with a telephone operator (they were on different floors of the building, had different rest areas and access was monitored) even if they did form a lasting relationship they needed official permission to get married and their parents had to approve it (not much dissimilar to Asia!)

    One old salt mentioned in his blog that he always found the voices of the Chinese girls on 9VG (Singapore Radio port control) to be sexy and compared them to the Sirens (which is a bit unfair as the young women on 9VG directed you to correct areas so you wouldn’t sink your ship) – Singapore is a bit like the Essex coast where there are multiple hazards and sharp changes in water depth with a risk of fouling anchor and/or running aground)

    they did the same thing with the warehouse operatives and telephone staff at my last job. Although we shared a smoking area the office staff had access to the warehouse canteen (as the smoking area was out the back of this), but we were locked out of getting anywhere near the offices.

    @DaftFader 558830 wrote:

    My old head chef was tellnig me this story about how he’d accidentally received someone else’s parcel and opened it to find a “pocket pussy” inside. When asked, he swore that he’d thrown it in the bin, but no one believed it for a second.

    Ah good ‘ol flesh light 😉

    @Izbeckistan 558844 wrote:

    Ah good ‘ol flesh light 😉

    Flesh light?

    Oh I see, yeah I had absolutely know idea what they were.

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    DaftFader is NOT a girl (or a Jehovahs Witness) …

    OK, but those options are open to you and other guys who aren’t scared of surgery or the King James Bible.

    That Dj Phully tune is definitely older than 2011. Probably about 2004. Not that it matters. Just being pedantic.

    Totem seems to be used a bit as a dj name now. One fairly local playing hardstyle!

    The worst was when a young local rig called themselves BioTech and even used the symbol of a gasmask. They soon merged with another rig and ended up as some morphed name though, as often is the case around here.

    Quite a coincidence that if you image search “daft fader” these 3 images sit next to each other!

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