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August 1, 2008 at 7:18 pm

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lilmstrixta

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I saw this it made me chuckle so i thought i would share it lol

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Divorce after penis extension failure
A woman is divorcing her husband after his penis extension broke during sex.
Grigory Toporov, 47 had his extension fitted by doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia.
However, doctors claim the extension was not strong enough to withstand the couple’s wild sex sessions.
According to Metro Toporov said: “I told her I would get a new one but she wasn’t having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce.”
August 1, 2008 at 7:45 pm

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lilmstrixta;229804 wrote:

She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce.”

:hopeless: poor guy

evil bitch,she should have her ass kicked :you_smart
August 2, 2008 at 12:43 pm

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JonnyQuest

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i rather we didnt post my personal buisness on the internet:cry:
August 2, 2008 at 12:59 pm

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lilmstrixta

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JonnyQuest;229851 wrote:

i rather we didnt post my personal buisness on the internet:cry:

Awww hun i am sorry didnt realise you were that upset about it lol 😉
August 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm

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pixiegirl

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Ouch! :yakk:
August 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm

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Big Bang

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Nightmare, fekin bitch too!
August 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm

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xFadingObsessionx

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Worra bitch man, that’s just harsh. If he’s getting a new one .. which’ll make sex better again, why does she still want a divorce?! Silly bitch. Plus “wild sex sessions” .. can’t be THAT much of a failure, ey? 😉
August 14, 2008 at 11:14 pm

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GiantMidget

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I would never have surgery on me cock, couldn’t put little cliffy through all that trauma! :yakk:
August 15, 2008 at 2:27 am

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xFadingObsessionx

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DJCliffy;231229 wrote:

I would never have surgery on me cock, couldn’t put little cliffy through all that trauma! :yakk:

that’s what she said 😉
August 15, 2008 at 4:24 am

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GiantMidget

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xFadingObsessionx;231235 wrote:

that’s what she said 😉

Haha he ain’t that little! :weee:
August 15, 2008 at 9:26 am

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xFadingObsessionx

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DJCliffy;231236 wrote:

Haha he ain’t that little! :weee:

.. thanks for that lovely piece of info! :you_crazy
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