@know_hope 487979 wrote:
its been a good evenings hunting and u feel like you’ve made a quick but accurate selection, although u recognise this was done at haste and whilst drunk. the queue at the bar seems endless, but eventually u wrestle you’re way there and get drinks for the both of u and with one hand u subtlety do the deed… you come back from the bar and it seems like its been quite a while now and u feel like you’ve sobered up a little. you stand and talk and notice her fake tan has made her glow in the dark under the club lights, u realise her accent is really starting to grate and just as you’re about to give her drink she reminisces fondly over a recent geordie shore episode… a chilling feeling of repulsion moves swiftly done your spine and u suddenly realise u cant cope and u make the rash, split second decision… to switch the drinks
lol portmouth-ritch, nice avatar. you’re reminding me of being well ickle, drinking some orrible cider and hanging around with the wrong people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxMvZeg7j6g
What can I say to that mate? Genius, right down to the last detail. I think u & I must be of very similar minds, lol. Absolutely spot on man!
