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  • you can buy drinks from the net that supposedly clear all drugs out of your system (no idea what they are called tho)

    @bryonbond 349031 wrote:

    Just wondered if there are any things you can buy to help you pass a piss test if the drug is maryjayne

    some one elses urine

    you can buy minee…. actually…. probably best not.

    I don’t think anyone on this forum would be a suitable donor TBH :laugh_at:

    Horse urine (possibly not hard to obtain if you are based where I think you are) has been substituted – take care to get a horse the same gender as yourself.

    Seriously though if its going that far its time to consider what matters most, getting or keeping that career or being free to take drugs?

    Drug testing kits are fucking expensive (I was going to buy one to test myself with out of curiosity and was put off by the price). If your employer is spending all that cash on buying them and is also prepared to deal with the damage to morale and trust deploying them uses, they must have suffered a serious financial loss due to some employees drug use, or a major investor or their insurance company is insisting on the testing.

    I know some folks what have walked away from jobs to keep their freedom, and others who have decided its time to settle down and have abandoned their partying to keep the job. The choice is yours..

    Auch wenn du am Abgrund stehst, und gar nichts mehr verstehst,
    wachen Engel über dich, halten dich im Licht und lassen dich nie fallen.

    the best way to pass a piss test if the drug is mj? don’t smoke weed?

    You can have some of my piss if you want. I don’t do drugs so you’ll be ok.

    unadulterated childs piss?

    @DaftFader 349180 wrote:

    unadulterated childs piss?

    how very withnail and I :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    @Tank Girl 349208 wrote:

    how very withnail and I :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    :weee:

    I dont smoke mj
    nor am i having a piss test
    this was a question.
    but thanks for your wise input ppl, cheers

    ive had a couple of piss tests..

    the first i failed but even though i was taking pills and acid the night before the test (we all were) i/we passed for class a’s (instant sack) but all failed for weed which we knew we would.

    we got sent home to ‘detox’ for a month and we all thought that was the end of the tests but the fuckers announced we had another test in 8 days after a month relaxing at home on full pay smoking weed like its was going out of fashion. if we failed this test we were all sacked. i looked at detox kits and all that carry on but none had solid proof they worked so i stuck to drinking water (i drink lots of the stuff anyhoos) and passed the test. out of the 30 odd stoners they re tested, not one failed it and we asked on varoious forums etc and all said its would be in our systems for a month at least (which turned out to be bullshit) 😀

    the only way to pass a piss test is to buy synthetic piss from online. (could you carry about your mates piss pot every day on an off chance you might get tested? i couldnt..) a few of my mates get tested regulary and thats the only method to work 100%. you need to buy heat packs to warm the piss up to the correct temp (they have little heat/thermometer strips to let you know when its ready) and possibly a fake nob too depepnding on what company they get in to test you/how far up the ladder you are as they watch you pissing to make sure you dont cheat. they have about 10 boxes they tick once they get your sample – usually colour, usual temp, usual blah blah (i cant mind all of them) but what REALLY shocked me about the whole process was the usual odour box!!! the manky fuckers smell your piss in front of you for some unknown reason! ewww whats that all about?!

    but yeah, synthetic piss all the way mate its the only way to keep your job even if it means carrying it about with you all the time at work (the people i know all carry their fake piss religiously and they wear uniforms). i could find out what brand of piss they use if its any help to you as all them use the same stuff so it must be the best. im sure its only 20 quid for 3 packs of it but would need to confirm that as my memory is similar to a piece of cardboards memory!

    good luck fella 😉

    -mr mojo risin-

    edit – just noticed you aint even getting a test!! i want 10 minutes of life back after typing that 😀

    basically what mojo said just drink lotsa water and also what i did to pass a drug screen was drink water obviously and work out a lot cause you can sweat it off too. basically it will stay in your system max of 2 weeks after you stop smoking but if you smoke and do the method i wrote then you should be good. i did this method in less than a week i smoked on a friday worked out all weekend and on a monday then tuesday i had the test PASSED.

    @Tank Girl 349208 wrote:

    how very withnail and I :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

    raaa

    i just recently started a new site , on new housing for a major player, and at the end of the induction i was informed they do random tests on anyone they feel like, fuck me if they start testing all the builders i know , the sites will grind to a halt. not that were busy at mo any way!!!

    @the devilsminion 354494 wrote:

    fuck me if they start testing all the builders i know , the sites will grind to a halt.

    ditto with the builders I know – it was the same even when me dad was on site years ago!!

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