How to pass piss tests and random drug tests
October 2, 2009 at 4:19 pm #751009
@the devilsminion 354494 wrote:
fuck me if they start testing all the builders i know , the sites will grind to a halt.
ditto with the builders I know – it was the same even when me dad was on site years ago!!October 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm #751004General LightingModerator
@the devilsminion 354494 wrote:
i just recently started a new site , on new housing for a major player, and at the end of the induction i was informed they do random tests on anyone they feel like, fuck me if they start testing all the builders i know , the sites will grind to a halt. not that were busy at mo any way!!!
the same applies to the IT, telecoms and electronics industries :laugh_at:
it does seem worrying that British firms are increasingly using them – I suppose its a consequence of the economic depression and firms (mistakenly) thinking non drug users are the “best of the best” :you_crazyOctober 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm #751017
Sorry is someone has mentioned it, but get a whizzinator.October 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm #751005General LightingModerator
WTF? I’d rather quit drugs than have to wear pink underpants.
2/10 for the device but 11/10 for comedy value – particularly the gender confusion issue below.. :laugh_at:
In 2006, a Pittsburgh-area woman and her friend were charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief after they asked a convenience store clerk to microwave one of the devices so the woman could pass a drug test. The clerk, thinking it was a real penis, called police. The couple were required to reimburse the chain for the cost of a new microwave; OSHA regulations do not allow microwaves to be used once bodily fluids have been in them.
the feds proper busted them – federal charge of defrauding the US government! Fucking hell, the UK / Europe are no way as harsh as this..February 20, 2013 at 6:34 am #751002Anonymous
Contact a professional testing lab for any kind of drug testing because only a professional can help you.July 24, 2014 at 4:21 pm #751019
Theres only one way to guarantee you pass a piss test and that is to buy a whizzinator!!
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The best way to pass a urine drug test?
There are several scientific, homemade remedies available that can help you pass the drug test . But no one can guarantee you 100% success, as it largely depends on the amount of drug usage per day, your weight and your health etc. So let’s look at some of the methods that have helped many, when they worried about how to pass a urine drug test.
1) Flushing with Water
flushing all the drug residues in your body with the help of Water. It is good to start with water in your detoxification process, as it quickly dilutes all the drug residues in your urine.
2) Rigorous Workouts (Exercising)
One more natural way of detoxifying your body is with the help of rigorous exercise. When you work out, the metabolism level in your body increases, which breaks the fat cells to release all the THC
3) Use of Baking Soda
In this technique of detoxification, you need to add 3-5 tbsp. of baking soda in a glass of water and make sure to have it before 3 hours prior to the urine drug test. Intake of baking soda makes sure to create some imbalance in your pH levels and can help you in passing the test
Since vinegar is acidic, it can easily break down your digestive system and get rid all the toxic waste from your body quickly
Yes, bleach can remove most of the metabolites from your urine.August 24, 2017 at 7:09 am #1252405kristen halleyqwerParticipant
Substituting your Urine:
This is the only method of cheating a drug test that has a consistent rate of success. Substituting a urine sample is when the donor provides urine that did not originate from his or her body. The most popular form of this is urine from concentrate. Powdered urine can be purchased online in packets, and then mixed with water to form urine. Liquid urine, synthetic urine, and urine from another person are also commonly used.
You need to Contact a professional testing lab for any kind of drug testing because only a professional can help you better.
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