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who would ya slap? 😀
bang paris hilton + victoria beckham s heads together yey !
punch trinny and suzanna in the tits :laugh_at:
i’d slap trinny and susana ..and any other of them self help twats or w/e the fuck they are .. gok wan …trisha … and that other twat … the one thats allways like “this is my show sun shine .. “
[edit] just noticed someone else put trinny and susana first .. but they do deserve 2 slaps tbh 😀
just realised i didnt actually say mine… hmm so many people.
would probably have to be..
the annoying sean kingston.. its my sisters fault she plays one of his songs over and over…
[edit] just noticed someone else put trinny and susana first .. but they do deserve 2 slaps tbh 😀
jeremy kyle?
thats the hell spawn phoetus himself…:devil_wag
did you see the thing about him in the paper a little while ago?
it was quite ironic. he shouts at everyone on his show that he continues to say the name of, then in the paper a girl comes forward who’s only 16 or something saying he was a right pervert towards her, and wanted her to dress up in her school stuff (she did this and a few other things as she said he said he would get her into fame-ness if she did…) hah.
Posh spice. hopefully right in the middle of what all the tabloids insist on calling “oversized sunglasses”. and wipe that patronising smile off her face.
Those plastic people from GMTV everyone of em! Grrrrrrrrr! Especially the bleeding shows doctor! Fucking brain manure this crap!
I’d love to smash Pete Doherty in the face. The man is a gimboid and a fucking disgrace! :toxic:
Yeah he is a bit of a mess but he knows how to write a good song. :love:
it was quite ironic. he shouts at everyone on his show that he continues to say the name of, then in the paper a girl comes forward who’s only 16 or something saying he was a right pervert towards her, and wanted her to dress up in her school stuff (she did this and a few other things as she said he said he would get her into fame-ness if she did…) hah.
shit i didn’t see that .. sounds about right tho .. the guy looks like a rapist lol:devil_wag
Love to slap that Simon Cowell and then kick him right in the knackers raaa
david beckham & wife then every player in the man utd squat apart from paul scholes coz hes an oldham fan 😉
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