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  • The tune for ‘Mandy’!

    @MC G-Tek 528580 wrote:

    The tune for ‘Mandy’!

    You didn’t steal you plagiarised it. There’s s subtle difference lol

    Oh you can also sometimes get orange juice if you’re lucky. Once we got tropical juice, boy did that go down a treat! We leave money on the doorstep instead though if we have it..

    @The Psyentist 528583 wrote:

    You didn’t steal you plagiarised it. There’s s subtle difference lol

    Ha ha, that’s cool then, don’t mind plagiarising!

    @MC G-Tek 528585 wrote:

    Ha ha, that’s cool then, don’t mind plagiarising!

    Plus you improved the track and Barry has that many songs I’m sure he wouldn’t mind you ‘borrowing’ one

    @The Psyentist 528586 wrote:

    Plus you improved the track and Barry has that many songs I’m sure he wouldn’t mind you ‘borrowing’ one

    Thank you very much mate, hope he doesn’t mind too much…

    @MC G-Tek 528590 wrote:

    Thank you very much mate, hope he doesn’t mind too much…

    LOL, at imagining Barry Manilow looking up his own song on Youtube but finding your version. Wonder what he’d think?

    last things were office supplies and small electronic components when I worked for big corporate companies.

    These days I am allowed to order any of these within reason for when I am working from home and indeed encouraged to take obsolete or broken equipment as you can’t dump it in the trash in Europe any more (WEEE laws) and I’m trusted not to fraudulently divert more expensive kit for my own use. Even so quite a lot of good stuff turns up this way (as my employers don’t want it taking up room), out of some 10 year old computers I managed to build one working one which isn’t a top rate machine for multimedia by any means but I can dedicate it simply to recording and logging audio traffic from a radio scanner.

    I’ve got to do some more work on the antennas this weekend (inside my AV/electronics room is too much interference) but when its going I can literally monitor every aircraft as far away as Maastricht approach, as well as all ships and even some town taxicabs.

    Also (not quite stealing and well intentioned) nearly ended up taking home a Cavalier King Charles spaniel a few years ago as it had wandered into my old office (way out in the sticks in converted horse stables) and was running about under my desk – I thought it was a local cat at first.

    I’d heard from some hippies that if you just gave it to the dog warden it would be put down after 7 days if not claimed, so I had every intention of keeping it for a bit and still keeping my street cred by telling my mates I was looking after my nan’s dog, they wouldn’t know my Nan lives in Kuala Lumpur rather than Stowmarket and her dog is actually a odd cross between a poodle and a Norfolk terrier (which would not even be odd to have in Stowmarket). Eventually it would have gone to a dogs home where I knew they’d find a home for it, unless I could somehow offload it to an old lady who wanted a dog. Luckily I was able to trace its owner and return it, saving all this hassle..

    A single satsuma from Tesco when I was at college.

    Shit I’m being a dumb ass today. Forgot, I stole half a mobile phone the other week.

    Went into CEX (a chain of second hand electronic goods shops if you don’t have them down south) the other week for a new mobile phone. Saw the one I wanted and alerted the shop assistant to my desired choice. Now instead of following normal protocol and retrieving the handset herself she invited round the back of the counter to get it with her. Don’t know why but that was strike of luck number one. Then she unlocks the class cabinet just as some scummy chav (bit hypocritical of me whilst confessing to a semi-theft I know) decides to try and make off with a bunch of X-Box games, strike of luck number two. Everybody in the shop is completely distracted and I’m left free to switch the prices round between the phone I’m about to buy and the crappy phone positioned next to it in the cabinet. I made a saving of £85 that day :weee:

    I’m not normally a thief but it was all far too circumstantial for me to ignore the opportunity

    @The Psyentist 528641 wrote:

    Shit I’m being a dumb ass today. Forgot, I stole half a mobile phone the other week.

    Went into CEX (a chain of second hand electronic goods shops if you don’t have them down south) the other week for a new mobile phone. Saw the one I wanted and alerted the shop assistant to my desired choice. Now instead of following normal protocol and retrieving the handset herself she invited round the back of the counter to get it with her. Don’t know why but that was strike of luck number one. Then she unlocks the class cabinet just as some scummy chav (bit hypocritical of me whilst confessing to a semi-theft I know) decides to try and make off with a bunch of X-Box games, strike of luck number two. Everybody in the shop is completely distracted and I’m left free to switch the prices round between the phone I’m about to buy and the crappy phone positioned next to it in the cabinet. I made a saving of £85 that day :weee:

    I’m not normally a thief but it was all far too circumstantial for me to ignore the opportunity

    …until they look at CCTV get your details and take you to court.

    Just shitting ya, but you best of paid by cash…

    @DeezNuts 528647 wrote:

    …until they look at CCTV get your details and take you to court.

    Just shitting ya, but you best of paid by cash…

    I always pay by cash. Raised a few eyebrows when I strolled into Curry’s the other day and bought a new laptop with £500 cash. I jokingly said out loud “This drug money should get me nice shiny new laptop” whilst stood at the counter. Funny looks but nobody questioned me hahaha.

    I did check positioning of CCTV and pretty certain I was in the clear plus their system will read it was legitimately bought, the X-Box game thief will have all the attention in the CCTV shots too.

    I was very tempted to walk up the road and sell it on for a profit to another shop but thought that a tad too cheeky plus it’s a pretty nice phone and I needed it lol

    @The Psyentist 528625 wrote:

    LOL, at imagining Barry Manilow looking up his own song on Youtube but finding your version. Wonder what he’d think?

    Ha ha, dunno mate, be fun to find out though!

    @MC G-Tek 528671 wrote:

    Ha ha, dunno mate, be fun to find out though!

    Think you could somehow spit some Mandy based bars to Copacabana?

    You could make an interesting tribute act lol

    actually tell a lie the last thing i stole was a bottle of Gin when i was 22, me and my bf at the time were driving back from a mates at about 1am and we needed to stop at the servo for something, it was the nighttime window thingy and there was nobody to be seen, i was standing there like a plumb for about 3 minutes before i thought ‘FUCK YOU’ I stretched my arm through the window and snatched a bottle of rum (the closest thing in reach!) Purely to be a cunt. I jumped back in the car and yelled FUCKIN DRIVE to my bf lol. We ended up getting whatever we needed at the next servo then we went home and got pleasantly pissed!

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