What a f**king idea? shame it hasnt happened sooner i have jus come across this : http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-6-13/56431.html
it sounds to good to be true but how long do you think it wil take to actually come thorugh, any thoughts on this???
The engineers car journey Four engineers share a car and are travelling to a techie conference.
There is a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, and electrical engineer and a software engineer.
The car breaks down on the motorway...
The mechanical engineer says "we must look at the engine and transmission" for the problem.
The chemical engineer says "the fuel may be contaminated. We must check the fuel tank and lines".
The electrical engineer says "the connections to the electronic ignition system may be corroded or loose", we must check these".
They then all turn to the software engineer, who hasn't said anything yet and ask "well, what do you think we should do?"
He pauses for a moment and says"
"hmm - maybe we should all get out of the car, wait 30 seconds, get back in and try to start it up again??"
Anyone know about the Dutch Scene? I'm over in these flat lands for a few months.
Does anyone know about the party scene over in holland?
The main club/organised parties look a bit lame. See the video in this one coming up soon (I am NOT promoting it) Just you may like to see how "excited" the crowd are..
http://www.groundzerofestival.nl/2007/index01.html
Rules to ice cream eating i saw tarifas thread and im gonna try and beat it in weirdness,
i was satdown stairs and wanted a owl of icecream so i put it in the microwave to get it off cold, but then melted all the way, is it alright to eat melted ice cream, are there rules to icecream eating, if ur to impatient for sun lollys could u just drink the concentrate inside,
LLLAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
An unlikely hero.. In an Essex street, a mum is out shopping with her badly behaved toddler.
he somehow swallows some coins from his mums purse and starts coughing and choking. His mum tries to call 999 but finds her mobile has run out of battery as she had been playing crap rnb MP3s to her mates in the bus queue...
So she starts screaming for someone to help her kid..
A middle aged, balding chap in a grey suit suddenly appears out of nowhere, and runs up to the kid. He quickly grabs the child, whacks him on the back a couple of times and he coughs up the coins..
The mum is very relived... and says "Thanks - you saved my kids life, Doctor.."
The man says... "No problem.. but I'm not actually a doctor.... I work for HM Revenue and Customs"... :laugh_at:
fly agarics finally got round to investing in some from my local head shop which is a good trustworthy place. just waiting for a nice sunny day come along to take them and go sit and play in the woods!
ive heard such mixed reviews about them though, what is everyones experiences with them? and any tips for best way to take them? also how much should i eat, ive got 12.5g?
Recording "What U Hear" on a laptop Hi, i'm thinking of recording from my green phono port on my laptop, straight into the mic port on my laptop, and thus recording a song i made on my laptop (l haven't got the upgraded version of the music program i'm using so i can't output a WAV of the song).
Will my laptop explode if i do this? Genuine replies only please (reason's obvious lolol)
The crappiest excuse for joining BNP… ever? Demonstration over BNP councillor
Protesters have gathered outside Corsham town hall after the appointment of a British National Party councillor.
Michael Simpkins, 47, was handed a place on the town council because nobody else stood for election.
Prospective Conservative MP Wilfred Emmanuel Jones said the outcome was a "wake-up call" to everyone.
Mr Simpkins said people in Corsham do want BNP representation because nearly 700 people (13%) voted for the BNP at the last district elections.
Several hundreds of people turned out to protest ahead of Monday night's town council meeting.
The ex-RAF policeman and now taxi driver said he joined the BNP three-years ago as his son was being taught about the Muslim faith at school.
"I'm a Christian, I cannot agree with the religion which is totally against my religion - that doesn't make me a racist - I don't hate Muslims. I don't want to see this country turned in to an Islamic state.
"That doesn't make me racist it just makes me a concerned British citizen."
Mr Simpkins represents the Rudloe ward of Corsham Town Council.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6743123.stm
bad enough that he got elected by default... but his justification for joining the BNP???
being taught about other faiths is a good thing. It promotes understanding and reduces conflict. The Muslim faith is not 'totally against Christianity'... muslims include jesus as a muslim prophet, just not their main one.
so he'd rather support a party whose manifesto says that they would arm every citizen to defend their rights against the government :you_crazy and who would introduce forced deportation to people who are not british citizens than have information about various religions be given to his son at school
:head_bang
what a moron!123
UK : East : Fairtrade chocolates now cheaper than normal ones! Just picked up two fairtrade chocolate bars from the village Co-Op - 39p each, substantialy cheaper than other similar sized bars from Nestlé, Rowntree and Cadburys which are all being sold at 45-51p
Dunno if this is a deliberate pricing strategy by the Co-Op but I can't see them being prepared to make a loss on their own branded products, and TBH they are perfectly within their rights to set their own prices for goods -
I'm impressed though that they have managed to make fairtrade goods cheaper than mainstream products...
Lift to Glastonbury Hi guys .. as an end of first year treat managed to score a glasto ticket .. only downside the people I were going with now arent ... and was wondering if anyone was going from down this way (Exeter) .. and would feel inclined to share the cost of travel, I don't have transport but can help with the fuel etc ...
If anyone is interested in helping me out please pm me
hopefully grateful, AWOL xxxx
Made me laugh :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
Don't you just hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the F*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F****** right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the F*** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the F****** floor.
5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
6. When people say "life is short". What the F***?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever F****** does!! What can you do that's longer?
7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
8. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
9. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
10. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you F****** McTosser.12
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