Saved by the boobs :) World News
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Saved By The Boobs
Updated: 11:27, Tuesday October 03, 2006
A woman in Bulgaria has survived a violent car crash thanks to her fake boobs.
The silicone cushions in the 24-year-old's breasts allowed them to act as an airbag when she smashed into another vehicle.
The Standart newspaper reported the crash happened at a busy crossroads in the town of Ruse.
It said the woman, who has not been named, had driven straight through a red traffic light, ploughing into the other car.
A witness was quoted as saying: "The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life."
But the woman did not escape unscathed. Her implants ruptured and burst in the crash.
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Getting the best out of your pills? I've got a batch of pretty shit pills, def not very strong. I have not done any shit for a couple of months so its not my tolerance.
Any ideas on how to get the best from them?
Ta very much.
strangest wanted poster in the world BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
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Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.
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Happy b’day Meravelongtime Happy,happy birthday to you ;)
Hope you will have a great day
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xoxo Angel
same old same old! i got my phone stolen the other day by some idiots!
so i have lost all my partyline numbers!
if any of you would be kind enough to let me know any partylines for around the oxford area and reading area i would be forever in your debt :}
thankyou
xxx:hopeless: :hopeless: :hopeless:
dread lice?! my friend thinks she has lice in her dreads, im very concerned cause i dont want her to have to chop n i dont wanna get the bastards! any one help please with solutions?!
USA, guns and school 4 school kids, 1 teacher and 2 gun wielding maniacs shot dead in 3 schools in the USA in the last week
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5400570.stm
what is going on?
any US members fill us in?
Conservatives vote Jamie Oliver a hero BOURNEMOUTH (Reuters) - Conservative Party delegates on Wednesday overwhelmingly backed a motion calling Jamie Oliver a national hero as gaffe-prone politician Boris Johnson fumbled his way out of a spat with the celebrity chef.
The light-hearted debate came a day after flamboyant Tory MP Johnson suggested the chef had overstepped the mark in his campaign for healthy school dinners and backed parents who were "pushing pies through railings".
A characteristically exuberant Johnson, expressing bemusement at the media storm caused by his earlier comments, called Oliver a "messiah".
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"I salute him," he told delegates on the last day of the annual Tory conference in Bournemouth.
Trying to clarify his remarks, the Conservative higher education spokesman added: "I may have made some references to the importance of eating pies."
Johnson is no stranger to rows over his politically incorrect comments. Oliver is only the latest in a string of individuals, cities, nationalities and nations to be insulted by Johnson in one of his frequent off-the-cuff remarks.
He was forced to apologise personally to the people of Liverpool after accusing them of wallowing in grief and he once suggested cannibalism was rife in Papua New Guinea.
Johnson, brushing his messy blonde hair from his eyes, tried on Wednesday to clear up any misunderstanding about Oliver.
Seventy-seven percent of delegates supported elevating Oliver to hero status after a debate that ranged from serious warnings on eating disorders to jokes about Johnson's weight.
Johnson called himself "fat" before again walking the fine line of political correctness by saying: "You get into terrible trouble if you say fatso."
One day earlier, Johnson was mobbed by scores of journalists and camera crews, hungry for headlines on a quiet news day.
Johnson, dubbed eccentric by some of his Tory colleagues, reportedly told a fringe meeting on Tuesday he would get rid of Oliver and allow children to eat what they like, while banning sweets in schools.
He backed parents in Yorkshire who pushed pies through school fences to pupils in protest at low-fat, healthy meals.
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info hello everyone im going on holiday to norfolk in a few months wheres the best place to go for massive raves because i aint been to a rave yet and i dont want my first rave to be small or in a shitty club i want it outside with thousands of like minded ravers like myself with the music fresh and stomping any help please peace love and unity howie :biggreen:12
Cocaine Gets Up their Noses :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A canned energy drink called "Cocaine" being sold in New York grocery stores has infuriated the city's mayor who says its brand name celebrates the use of a dangerous drug.
"I think that the bottlers ought to have their heads examined given that we have drug problems (particularly) among kids, to try to glorify something that is so destructive is an outrage," New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg told a news conference on Tuesday.
The high-caffeine drink, created by Las Vegas-based Redux Beverages, contains no cocaine, but markets itself as "the legal alternative" to the real thing.
It contains a mixture of legal stimulants like caffeine, guarana -- a South American seed that is a natural source of caffeine -- and taurine, an acidic chemical that occurs in the tissues of animals.
The drink, which carries a mock health warning saying it can result in "excess excitement, stamina, fun and possible feeling of euphoria," has appeared on the shelves of at least five New York stores and the company uses a Web site to market cocktails containing the beverage.
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