08/04/06 – BAD BY DESIGN @ the arc bar
BAD BY DESIGN
@ Arc Bar
Small St, Bristol
Saturday 8th April 2006
9pm till 2am
Full immersive u.v enviroment by Bad by Design & Tripp
FREE b4 11 !!!
ROOM 1: Stomping Full Power Psychedelic Trance
KANSER
MOONSHINE / TRIPPY HIPPY
COLIN OOOD
VOICE OF COD / UNCONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE
MR FASTER
BAD BY DESIGN
THE LOSTEST
BAD BY DESIGN
ROOM 2: Banging Breaks & Experimental Electronica
FLOOGLEBINDER *LIVE*
M.F.S RECORDS
CYCROWAVE MURRY *BRISTOL DEBUT*
AVANTRURAL
GHOSTY
FESTIVAL WEATHER.COM / BAD BY DESIGN
MR CISM
CIRCUITREE
free sweets - smiley happy dancey people
*come with a smile and a bounce in your stride
The Arc Bar
27 Broad Street
Bristol
Avon
BS1 2HG
click here for map
ONLINE MUSIC:
FLOOGLEBINDER > Experimental electronica
COLIN OOOD > Psychedelic
VOICE OF COD > Psychedelic
UNCONSCIOUS COLLECTIVE > Eclectic
MR FASTER > Psychedelic
watch this space for more info
Ancient Phone Networks Ancient Phone Networks
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists
dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read:
'US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and
have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech
digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.'
One week later, the Israeli newspapers reported the following:
'After digging as deep as 500 meters, Israeli scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using wireless technology.
coach from mcr2sheff for premier, format, killa kela? Hi.
Mind on Fire collective have arranged with The Plug in Sheffield to organise a coach from Manchester for their DJ Premier, DJ Format, and Killa Kela show on Friday 28th April.
We will be arranging a pre show with Manchester hip hop crews Absent Minds, and The Natural Curriculum, as well as 2 local sheffield crews.
The advance ticket price for the Prem/Format/Kela show is 9 pounds.
We will be offering a coach to sheffield from manchester,
entry into the pre show from 9 - 11:30
entry into the plug for the clubnight (bar til 6 am)
then getting a coach back at an ungodly hour in the morning.
The price for the whole trip will be 10 or 12 pounds depending on demand.
Im trying to guage interest so if you fancy it, email amindonfire@hotmail.com, or text 07886461060, with your full name and we'll put you on the list.
cheers
Joe x
How they Do ‘It’ How they Do 'It'
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the 'new, improved' method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C'Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRYWALLERS are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
MOF: Little Green, Absent Minds, Moth Hi fi 3/4/06 MIND ON FIRE
In association with Ships and Lanterns, and The Pinch present…
MONDAY 3rd APRIL 2006
MINT LOUNGE, Oldham Street, Manchester
9pm – 2am £tbc
After an absence of 3 months MOF will be kicking off our 2006 in the unfamiliar surroundings of Oldham Streets Mint Lounge. After ending our brief residency at Po Na Na we are now focusing on providing a wider variety of nights at different venues around the city as one off occasions. This will be the first in a series of gigs and clubnights throughout April and it's certainly not one to be missed.
Little Green
www.myspace.com/tactac
If you didn't catch them last year now is your chance to make it up to yourself. Featuring members of amongst others, Cinematic Orchestra, One Self, Rae & Christian and Aims live band they more than equal the sum of their parts. Fingers crossed they will have a limited edition 7" single you can get your hands at the gig.
Moth Hi-Fi
www.myfirstmoth.co.uk
Residents at their own night "The Pinch" Moth Hi-Fi play their own brand of electronica, beautifully mixing synthesised sounds and samples with live instruments. Will be a real treat.
Absent Minds
www.myspace.com/mindonfirecollective
Absent Minds are musically a very different prospect to the other two artists but this local duo will bring a party atmosphere with them and their fresh insightful live hip hop show is not one you will ignore.
In the lounge we will have audio visual entertainment from the SHIPS AND LANTERNS crowd, as well as DJ sets from TOM CRISTAVAO (Sony Botox, The Pinch), and SOME OTHER GUY (Mind on Fire). We will also have an arts installation , aswell as an arts and crafts stall ran by local artists.
John McGinty John McGinty hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
When the body was first made When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, 'I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions.'
The feet said, 'We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.'
The hands said, 'We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.'
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.
burnleys only free party free party june 17th @ the kestrel suite burnley lancashire 9 till 3am, playin house, trance/ techtrance and techno. we,re puttin the night on cos we,re sick of there bein no decent nights out in burnley (unless u want cheese covered in a r n b sauce). if the night goes well we intend to do it bi-monthly. forgot to mention we,re always lookin for dj,s to come and play with us so post bsck if ur interested
free party we,re havin a free party on 17th june , it,ll be on from 9 till 3am @ the kestrel suite burnley lancashire and we will be playin house, trance,tech trance and techno. hope to see ya there.
Strasbourg Protest: Mobilisation of Sound Systems 15.04.06 Hello and again......
The site will be online on monday on www.free4euroalternatives.org
but you can also do .com or .net and soon .eu (extension .eu has just been approved by autorities and will be available from the 7th april).
Here are some flyers that you can spread all over (even if there is one or two mistakes the informations are correct so go on we'll correct them after):
English ones:
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5116/free4euroalternatives1eng5ie.jpg
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/1028/free4euroalternatives2eng8sg.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3035/free4euroalternatives4eng8hi.jpg
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1802/free4euroalternatives3eng6ee.jpg
Free Parties in Australia and New Zealand Hi my name is kenton, me and my girlfriend are travelling around the world and would love some info on any doofs, bush parties or free parties in Australia or New Zealand. We're from the UK where if you know the right people the free party scene is still very much alive. Any help would be much appreciated. Would also consider any worthwhile festivals. Please email me with any info...
Peace out
Kenton
ROGUE ELEMENT / APPLY THE BREAKS – FRI 7 APR – LEICESTER On Friday 7th April, Apply the Breaks return to the Music Café in Leicester to follow up their explosive performance in January supporting the Scratch Perverts.
THE ROGUE ELEMENT
Winner of Breakthrough Producer At this years Breakspoll.
APPLY THE BREAKS DJS!!
(4 deck mash up – C Smoove / Fingaz / Rob Focuz )
Cheeks and Sparks - Residents
Mista Meana (Scratchville, Cityfly, Ell Mahico)
£3 on the door
FRIDAY 7th APRIL
9pm until Late
MUSIC CAFE (Next door to Jam Jar) - Braustone Gate
Leicester
If you wish to join the boys, transport can be arranged but you must book your seat as soon as possible. Do not call the day before expecting a lift or a bus as these things do take some time to organise.
The Music Café is a wicked venue, and all that attended last time hailed the night with praise, check the gallery on the site to see what you missed last time.
Tickets and Travel from Luton and possibly St Albans
Carl 07767753456
Rob 07941880172
Tickets are £3, and return travel £10 - £15 a head depending on numbers!
www.applythebreaks.com
T.E.D 18 The Tribal editing dept show18
25-03-06 @ 19.00
(T.E.D) has been set up to give "you" the out-side world a glimpse of some of the very best up-front / front-line / underground artists on the scene.
On the last Saturday of the month, T.E.D will go out live and direct to your p.c’s with a fresh underground glimpse of things to come (even b4 the shops).
Most of the artists are un-sinned, and some have there stuff
Going out regular on the dance circuit (but we get them first!!)
Tracks already in from:
Beebeedee
Dirty-Bass
Quantum Flux
Deviant
Dj-zero
DarkAlbedo
Operata-M
H3lx
Digital Beat
Sirota
DJ Kingvillain
Dj Kiwi
Elektronz
U.B.P
Miros
chombo
Opkra
comando-tiburon
Effero
Ubertron
Buh
Synthex
reyna
Tekprime
2pac
Dj Fire
HyperNewbie
Quantum Flux
Seizmic
shok
Solarcity
Synthex
Tekprime
Tribaleditor
The site: www.level-1.org.uk
The forum: www.level-1.org.uk/forum.cgi
The stream: www.level-1.org.uk/radio.m3u (Channel 3 when not live)
The home page: www.level-1.org.uk/pages.cgi?id=2
If you would like to add your track to the next show...
info@level-1.org.uk
Every1 welcome
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