A chicken walks into a library… A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.
The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.
The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashioon, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.
She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh.
The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying,
"Read it, read it, read it..."
Laws on soundsystem confiscation Me and some friends are planning a small party soon, but would like to know the laws on fines and soundsystem confiscation before we go ahead.
The site is very soundproof (being in a small valley) with no houses closeby. We had a small event there last friday and blasted out music 'till 9am with no trouble whatsoever, but we're planning on the next one being bigger. However, it's on District Council land so no landowner's permission would be involved.
What can the police do if they turn up. Does it depend on the amount of people? Can they fine you on the spot or do they have to warn you, same goes with confiscation of the soundsystem?
Answers to these and any more advice would be greatly appreciated.
Ben
BRIGHTON-ABA-SHANTI-I-22/03/06 UKs House of Roots presents
The mighty
ABA-SHANTI-I
Sound of Jah lightning and Thunder
Heavyweight Soundsystem
Warm up from Miss Polly and MC Tappa Roots
Downstairs Ital love and guests
22nd March
At the Volks Tavern
Maderira drive
Brighton
9pm-3am
Entry £6/5 con.
http://www.volksclub.co.uk/
itallove@hotmail.co.uk
The WALES free party crew hit town The Jolly Tar in Carmarthen is hosting a banging night of Techno breakbeat & DRUM'N'Bass.
4 djs 1 nice sound system
:horay:
SUBtronic
FRI 24th March 06
8 till late
£3 - bargain...
The Jolly Tar
The Quay, Carmarthen.
Funky music 4 phunked up people
IMPLOSION "14th Act" 15/04/06 Sat @G. IV, London
IMPLOSION “14th Act”
JUMPIN’ FOR JOY AT GEORGE FOURTH
Saturday April 15, monthly psy-trance shindig Implosion will again have Brixton’s George IV jumping to a line-up of DJ’s from across the globe and the psy-spectrum.
Featuring, from Switzerland - showcasing tracks from his new compilation, V/A Natural Waves of Sound 3 - DJ Phantomas (Com.Pact Records), Italian, Simo (Alchemy Records), representing South African interests, Framinox, and, managing to squeeze another gig into his hectic international itinerary, Peak Record dj, Apex, plus Implosion residents Mish Mash and Toxigen, and last but not least, all benevolently overseen by the party’s promoter, Jay OM.
With a friendly, diverse dance floor, pub-prices, décor by Pickle and friends, stalls, dancers plus the George’s relaxed Brixton vibe, it makes jumping in joy, the natural reaction.
Dancing on the dance floor, you close your eyes, the music is making your whole body vibrate with a delicious energy, feeling the beats deep within, the energy of the rhythm lightens your spirit and a smile forms in the pit of your soul, it’s warming you, moving its way up then erupting to light up your face. Your body begins to sway…you’ve imploded, again.
DJ Phantomas
(Com.Pact Recs.)
Simo
(Alchemy Recs.)
Jay OM
(Free-Spirit Recs.)
Apex
(Peak Recs.)
Toxigen
(Free-Spirit Recs.)
Mish-Mash
(Free-Spirit Recs.)
Framinox
(Implosion)
IMPLOSION “14th Act”
Saturday 15th April 2006
George IV, 144 Brixton Hill,
London, SW2 - 10pm to 6am
Tube/Rail: Brixton, Buses: 59, 109, 159, 333, 133.Fluoro market, dancers, fluffy and friendly crowd plus magical decor transformation by Pickle and friends.
£6 before 23h30 with flyer. £9 on the door. Paying guest list £6 email: implosion@free-spirit.eu.com before 12h00 15/04
Advance Tickets: £7 Access All Areas tel.
020 7267 8320
More info: www.free-spirit.eu.com - www.picklepromotions.com – www.accessallareas.org
Contact: Implosion: +44 (0) 7961 033 809
Hope to see you there!!
Implosion Crew
"When you are on the dance floor and the music surrounds you, the beat hits you in your stomach and collapses inside you, that is Implosion"
PSYCHO-ACOUSTICS @ the volks, Brighton First off we'd like to thank all of the artists that have dropped in to Psycho-Acoustics so far and helped make it such a success. In March we're back with two nights of drum & bass, with Epoc starting their residency on the 7th and on the 21st our own resident DJ's have control for the whole night.
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Synergy Review Once upon a time, my little collective and I took a trip to Londinium to see the famed DJ Pul Van Dyk at Turnmills. After a near miss with the powers that be at Farringdon tube station who tried to burst our bubble of happiness, we soon realised that many others had heard the call of world class trance music - there was no way of squeezing in!
Several black carriages took us to other churches of dance around the city. However, these places were not fulfilling our need for a trancy beat and high energy. Luckily we were able to contact a little fairy called Zeebs who wispered a tale of magical trance, wonderful visuals, and halls full of other like minded individuals to ourselves.
Onwards to SeOne we went! To help get us there we cunjoured up a manifestation of the one that is called Travis. Travis directed us to this catheadral of spritualism that, for this night in Londinium, became the centre of a beacon of energy that sent out a signal of amazingness! I would like to thank the mystical Travis for helping us get there. I have heard many tales of this being but alas did not get to meet him at SeOne even though he was there but I did get to join him spiritually in this gathering.
Synergy at SeOne!!!! :horay:
Our collective had arrived. We were greeted by a warm sound and the energy of a powerful beat that could not be contained within mere walls, and also by a lovely bright coloured yellow fairy who offered us sweets. She offered these as gifts to us and asked for nothing. Ths act of random kindness told me much about this place and its people.
The music was brilliant in all of the underground halls. Anyone can look at the line up to see the music that was there and you can see pictures to tell you what the place was like. I want to tell you about the atmosphere!!
Its the people that make Synergy @ SeOne!! :group_hug
The other worshipers were open minded and extremely friendly – there was very good karma in this place!
People would happily share information and idea with you. Smiles of happiness flew around the place spreading joy wherever they went – a smile costs nothing!
One did not feel as constrained by the artificial social barriers of common society.
To allow the night to happen there were guardians in black with beams of light that they use to protect us from evil. It is their job because many people do not understand us. We thank you black guardians! Whenever these guardians were nearby wonderful pixies would spread the word – to you we are also thankful!
Throughout the night, we conversed with many wonderful people: Eric, Olie, and Ash the Wizard. All wonderful people!
Thank you to SeOne
Thank you to the Synergy Project
Thank you to all of the worshipers of dance
Thank you to all of you wonderful people! :wave:
Milk The Chicken 5 : Friday 21st April 2006 : 10pm – 6am
Map :
AREA51 ROOM @ MILK THE CHICKEN DJ LINE UP
MUSIC FOR THE NIGHT HARD-HOUSE TRANCE HARD-TRANCE TEKNO
FREE FORM AND DUCH-HARDCORE
10-11 SLIPPY B2B TACO - FREE FOR ALL VS VISION
11-12 WITNAL B2B DJ-SPLODGE - COMFISCATED VS NST
12-1 JAY-KRISIS B2B DRIBBS / KRISIS VS REALEYES
1-2 RATTY-SOLDIER B2B DONKE DONK / KACCHINA VS MONALIFT
2-3 DJ-MESSE B2B DJ TECH / BAD BOYFM VS LEVEL 1
3-345 D-TOX / VISION
345-430 CHANCE / LIVEWIRE
430-515 DJ HIX AREA51
515-600 DJ .E.V. AREA51
Teethout Line Up
Colenal
Pure Science
Mike Heath
Liv
Mel
Brother Dan
Bob Derosa
Richard Grey
the 3rd & final room is "Tease & Family" -
Featuring:
Rob - Survival
Nice One Ed - Teknical Disturbance
Jimlarden - Level 1
Sproket - Level 1
Tease - Teethout
Ratty Souljah - Kacchina
Donke Donk - Monolith
and more tba
Im gonna be there, say hi 8)
UK : Where’s a community when you need one? NB: Although this may look like its commenting about just crews in the East it applies to everybody countrywide... (the same problems affect us all)
In the other post I relayed the news report of an Eastern farmer paying £24,000 for a police vehicle out of his own pocket.
Ravers may not like the idea of this (and there are wider political implications) - but he is acting within the law, using money he worked hard to get and in fact subsidising a service normally paid for by public taxation.
We may think "there's no way we can match that sort of resources" - but just think how much kit some crews have managed to amass! Audio kit, vehicles, generators, computers etc - the bulk of it legitimately obtained as well (at least these days).
We actually have a lot of resources - and are intelligent people who manage to find work or those who aren't employed have time to learn or share their skills with others; we can afford computers, telecoms equipment and other high-tech gadgets (look at all the threads people post about their new toys).
Many of us own at least one motor car or van; and have the spare time and money to get fuel and travel considerable distances merely for pleasure (and I hear few people talking about their contribution to climate change!) We can't bleat that we are the "poor oppressed" - TBH sometimes you can understand why locals (who perhaps know no better) think that ravers are selfish hedonists who use the countryside / industrial estate as a playground and disrupt others are trying to earn a living from that space having paid its market value...
However, whenever a crew gets in trouble I notice few people make a long term effort to support it.
people (probably unconnected to core crew) are happy to "fight" the cops (always a losing battle as they have the law and the rest of society behind them) - but it seems that when things do go pear-shaped, people end up in Court and have stuff confiscated or get fined, they seem to be left to shoulder the costs themselves.
Loads of my mates in the Thames Valley have had stuff confiscated a few years ago; the same applies in the East after the Ramsholt rave went tits up; There a few "fine words and messages of sympathy" you don't see that much support for the people who get busted. Their former friends just seem to abandon them follow the next crew - and the next; whilst individuals are left to deal with the problems such as financial losses and not being able to get jobs because of criminal records - in some cases this breaks up relationships, friendships and families as not everyone is supportive of what is seen as "law-breaking"....
where are the benefits or whip rounds for these people? perhaps they happen; but if so why don't people discuss it more on here and the other rave/progressive activist forums?
I've noticed at some raves (all across the UK) people seem happy enough to be militant at the frontline and put others at risk - the results have been tragic with ravers and cops seriously injured, innocents being caught up in violence or having personal property such as vehicles confiscated just for "being in the wrong place at the wrong time"; as well as a "legitimisation" of violence to achieve ends which filters through to a culture of fighting at raves!
However not everyone goes raving with the ultimate intention of having to deal with angry cops and landowners on the comedown - And I expect even a bulk of the cops (particularly the bulkier ones) would rather be sharing sunday lunch with their families or colleagues than bust heads on a Sunday afternoon! (most of these cops are missing their meal breaks to deal with raves at this time - perhaps a rumbling tummy fuels raging anger)
However when it comes to people sharing their resources other than machismo it looks a bit thin on the ground.
Are we prepared to stand up as a real collective and progressive group (and that means sticking up for our rights but being prepared to respect the rights of others) - or have people actually just decided that "fighting is more fun?"
Laserquest Mashup Party TORMENT/DISJUNKT PRESENT...
THE LASERQUEST MASHUP PARTY
BREAKCORE/JUNGLE/DUBSTEP/ELECTRO/BREAKS
AARON SPECTRE - EXCLUSIVE LIVE AARON VS. DRUMCORPS SET (MASHIT/DEATH$UCKER/KRISS/GERMANY)
EL KANO (ADVERSE-CAMBER)
SCHEME BOY (ADVERSE-CAMBER)
DJ WRONGSPEED (RESONANCE FM)
DASK (REBEL-INTELLIGENCE)
+BAD TASTE CINEMA
FRI 31ST MARCH
@ LASERQUEST
155 CLARENCE ST
KINGSTON UPON THAMES (OUTER LONDON),
SURREY,
KT1 1QT
20min overground train from waterloo
DAMAGE £6-£7 AFTER 11
£2.80 LASERQUEST TOKENS- 9 TIL LATE
PRIVATE AFTER PARTY VENUE TBC
INFO: 07879270244
TORMENT.PARTY@GMAIL.COM
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TORMENTPARTY
"THE ORIGINAL LASERQUEST RAVE"
TOYTOWN MEETS JIBBLEFISH..SAT/MARCH/25 TOYTOWN SOUNDSYSTEM AND JIBBLEFISH SOUNDSYSTEM WILL BE BACK IN BLUEPRINT ON SATURDAY MARCH 25TH....BRINGING THERE UNDERGROUND PARTY SCENE TO NOTTINGHAMS UNDERGROUND CLUB SCENE..
THE SOUND OF THE uk/EUROPEAN FREE PARTY TECHNO SCENE:
HARDTEK,ACIDTEK,TRIBETEK,GABBA..
OVER 10K OF TECHNO SOUNDSYSTEM BIG LAZER DISPLAYS AND VISUAL PROJECTIONS......NOT TO BE MISSED!!!
£5 ON DOOR
featuring:
ADY,
ABIKO-1,(HARDTEK LIVE P.A)
AJZUM,
KEV,
CARL,
more info: pappaz_productionz@hotmail.com
www.blueprintclub.co.uk
French film i.d Can anyone enlighten me as to what the name of this film is i wanna see it based on just this stunt alone
http://badjojo.com/daily/video.php?var=6.03.09/06.wmv
13th Apr: Entity & BPM Lakota Feat: Crossbones Live PA, Cyber Steve, DJ POD + more Entity and BPM join forces to bring Bristol the Biggest Thursay line up ever. To help make sure that your bank holiday weekend kicks off with a bang they have decided to put the event on Thursday so you can start your weekend as you mean to go on. With 25 Dj's, Live PA and 5 Mc's and a low Door tax this is definitely an event you would be silly to miss.
Thursday 13th April
Entity & BPM Bank Holiday Special
Lakota Bristol
Opens: 10pm Til 5am
Room 1: Entity (Hardcore)
Sy
Lee UHF
Mayhem & Jepody
DejayBee
Absolute
Wiggy & Beast
Random & Chesty
Dj Reegz
Mc's: Wotsee, Angel, Adger, Dean-E and Adam Lee
Room 2: BPM (Teckno / Hardstyle)
CrossBones Live PA (1st Time All 4 Members Have Performed in Bristol)
Cyber Steve
DJ POD 2Hr Set
DJ Fattman & DJ Ice
Estee
George & Rixxy (FuckedRightUp.co.uk)
Room 3 (Multi genre)
Jamie B
Salted Slug & Mogz-e
OutLaw & TruBass(http://www.cornishunderground.com)
Justin
DJ Kielo & Just Another DJ
The Event Will Be Transformed With Laser Lighting and UV decor over the Three Rooms.
If you would like more info on the DJ's playin please click on the names of the dj's which are underlined.
The lineup is now 100% Confirmed.
We will have a paying guest list for the 1st 100 people who txt their Full Name and Email Address. 07922 853 563. This will enable them to jump the queue and pay 6quid
Paying Guest List (1st 100 peeps): 6.00
Tickets: 6.00
Door: 7.00
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