Quickly count the number of F in the following Quickly count the number of F in the following
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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
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did you count the f's? .....answer below.....
Congratulations, like the majority of people, you answer 3... whereas answer is 6 !
You can count :
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FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
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In fact , the brain can't treat "OF", incredible, not ? Whoever counts the six 'F' the first time is a genius, four is rather frequent, five is rather rare, three is normal. Less than three, you must change glasses ; -)
Explanation : During the quick reading, the eyes fix the "lexical" words, while jumping over the "grammatical" words (articles, conjunctions...). The 3 "OF" of the text are not directly fixed.
6 year old children are for the majority at the stage of deciphering and fix all the words. However, the concentration can explain easily why you succeeded, or why you were trapped.
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Love and Light
A duck walks into a pub… A duck walks into a pub and waddles up to the bar.
"What will it be?" asks the barman.
"Got any bread" asks the duck.
"I'm sorry but I don't. What'll you have?" asks the barman.
"Got any bread" asks the duck.
"I just told you that I don't. What'll you have?" asks the barman, a bit peeved now.
"Got any bread" asks the duck.
"I've told you three times that I don't have any bread. If you ask for bread again I'm gonna nail that beak of yours to the bar. What'll you have?" shouts the barman.
"Got any nails?"
"Nope."
"Got any bread?"
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Words for 2006 NEW WORDS FOR 2006
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
GOING FOR A McSHIT . Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit 'reply all')
AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS . Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.
BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC. Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person
TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
An Irishman, a Scott and a Chinaman are on a site… An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand."
So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither."
The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!!"
An inflatable boy goes to school with a pin… Once upon a time, there was an inflatable boy. The inflatable boy lived in an inflatable house, with an inflatable family. He went to an inflatable school with an inflatable teacher and even an inflatable principle.
One day, the inflatable boy took a pin to his inflatable school. The inflatable teacher let out a gasp and sent him to the principle's office.
The inflatable principle said, "I'm very disappointed in you son. You've let yourself down, you've let me down and you've let the whole school down!"
A group of blondes in a bar… A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to
line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and
toast, 'Here's to 51 days!' and they proceed to down their drinks.
Once again, they tell the bartender to 'line 'em up', and once again they toast
51 days and down their drinks. The bartender says, 'I don't get it. Why in
the world are you toasting 51 days?'
One of the blondes explains, 'We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had
written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!
Two doctors meet in a bar… A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, 'Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.' The woman doctor agrees to it.
They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex.
Afterward, the man says, 'You're a surgeon, aren't you?' 'Yes,' says the woman, 'how did you know?' 'I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started,' he says. 'That makes sense,' says the woman.
'You're an anaesthesiologist, aren't you?' 'Yeah, how did you know?' asks the man. The woman replies, 'Because I didn't feel a thing.
A man and a woman meet in a bar… A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,
and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes .... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it ?"
The guy says:
"Help yourself to a prize on your way out..."
Advise…. Hi after trying to work out if there are actually any sound systems near to where I live by asking a few questions here (although it may be early days and I might be being impatient) it looks as if there isn't really much party activity going on, which got me thinking...why don't I try to set up my own system ?, swiftly answered by the thought ; how the hell would I be able to fund putting together what might add up to be thousands of pounds worth of equipment. I have spent some time clubbing and partying and I am confident that I know what the elements of throwing a good party are but as a I am on the rock 'n' roll (I'm an aspireing artist so I'm avoiding the 9 to 5 ata the moment to concentrait on art) I really can't see how I'd ever manage to get the cash together to buy speakers, turntables, mixer, amps, generater, van. This is a question to rig owners; how did you manage to get your system together ???
cheers,
n-c12
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