The worst joke I know This is a rubbish joke. But it's the first one here...
A guy goes into a japanese seafood restaurant and goes over to the tank to choose some fresh food. He looks all round the tank and sees all manner of different crabs and lobsters and stuff, bu at the bottom of the tank he sees a squid, the like of which he'd never seen before. He was really excited as he'd not yet found a seafood dish that he hadn't eaten.
It was the colour of a lime, but with a moustache. He'd never seen one before and could only imagine what it tasted like, so he asked the waiter to cook it up for him.
The waiter fished the squid from the tank and took it to see the chef, Ch'face, for it to be prepared. As Ch'face looked into the eyes of the squid, however, he felt a sudden pang of guilt for what he was about to do, and simply could not go ahead and kill the creature.
He called to the washing up boy, Hans from Germany, and asked him if he could do the deed and plunge the squid into the the pan of boiling water, but unfortunately Hans didn't have the heart to kill the creature either.
As they say
Hans that does dishes is as soft as Ch'face, with the mild green hairy lip squid.
I'll get my coat.
[LDN] 7.04 – The Poke 1st B’day – Vibert, Mu-Ziq, Mike Dred Friday 7th April
10PM TILL 6AM
The Poke - 1st Birthday Party
The Tunnel
Luke Vibert (warp/rephlex)
Mike Paradinas (µ-ZIQ/planet mu)
Mike Dred (rephlex/r&s)
DJ Rephlex Records
DJ SP (tight)
The Red Room
DMX Krew (breakin/rephlex)
Cylob (rephlex)
DJ Qwerty
John Power (furthur)
plus more special guests TBA
£10 in advance from Ticketweb.co.uk or Poke Records, 20 Denman Street, W1
£13 on the door (£10 nus)
Jacks, 7-9 Crucifix Lane, SE1
(nearest Tube: London Bridge)
Furthur / Poke Records / info@pokerecords.com
Massive blurb below, so if all that is too much for you here's the important bits, It's The Poke's 1st Birthday, it's one of our best lineups ever, it's going to be an incredible night of acid, electro, techno, dubstep, electronica and lord knows what else.
Those with stamina read on...
Having played host to everyone from Venetian Snares to 808 State, Ellen Allien to Mark Pritchard, The Poke has now reached the grand old age of 1 (equivalent to pensionable status in human years). To celebrate this milestone we've invited back some of our favourite DJs from the last twelve months to party hard with us under the arches.
First among equals on the night we have Luke Vibert, one of the only artists around who can claim to have released albums on pretty much all of the most essential leftfield labels of the past ten years, Warp, Ninja Tune, Rephlex, Planet Mu, Lo have been just some of the people to have benefitted from the Cornish wonder's touch.
Snapping at his heels we have Planet-Mu boss and electronica legend Mike Paradinas, who since his early releases on Rephlex has been one of the true pioneering spirits of the scene, whether as a producer or nurturing the next wave of talent via his acclaimed Planet-Mu label.
Mike Dred, needs no introduction, the godfather of UK acid, his releases for R&S and Rephlex, under a variety of pseudonyms provided the squelchy heartbeat to a generations late night shenanigans, he also holds the dubious honour of releasing one of my favourite ever records, his 98k gold ep on Rephlex.
Ed DMX, aka DMX Krew is one of the leading figures in the electro scene long before it became a bandwagon everyone wanted to attach themselves to and one of the best DJs we've ever had the privilege to play alongside, Ed has been a regular fixture at our parties for the last four years, with good reason, he's really that good.
Another regular over the last few years has been the man machine Cylob, and for equally good measure, with tracks such as 'Rewind' and 'Living in the 1980s', Cylob, injected a much needed dose of fun into an often too serious scene, with DJ sets that skip with abandon between electro funk, boshing techno, classic house and pop, he always brings that something extra to the table that makes him an essential ingredient to the best parties.
DJ Rephlex Records is not Aphex Twin, despite breathless specualtion on internet chatrooms, but he is one of the best DJs we've put on, which is what really matters.
Qwerty is a Croatian DJ who has recently relocated to London, after coming into our shop clutching two of the best mix CDs we've ever heard, we had to hook him up with some gigs, he played at last month's Poke and just as we thought blew us away, so we had to give him another bash.
And finally we have me, John Power, and no i was never in Cast or the La's, just to try and finally clear that up, having held residencies at half the clubs in London from Turnmills to the 333, i have given up any form of social life for the last twelve months pushing The Poke and opening Poke Records in Soho.
DIRTY SQUATTERS BALL ST PATRICKS WEEKEND 48 HOURS OF MAYHEM SAT 7AM TO MON 7AM HELP NEEDED DJS VISUALS ETC THIS WILL BE A FUNDRAISER TO RAISE MONEY FOR SOME EQUIPMENT THAT HAS BEEN STOLEN AND FOR SETTING UP COMMUNITY WORKSHOPS CREW AND DJS WILL BE REIMBURSED EXPENSES IF NECESSARY DINNER NAEXT TUESDAY FOR ANYONE WISHING TO TAKE PART:bounce_m:
ARMIN VAN BUUREN in SAN DIEGO 3/17/06
TICKETS for This Friday - ARMIN VAN BUUREN
This Friday, March 17, we will be presenting Armin Van Buuren and Markus Schulz together at 4th and B in San Diego with our friends from Polka Dot and Realivze Tribe. Armin won’t be in the LA area for a while, so this is the show to catch this spring…
This is a very special occasion featuring both Armin and Markus with an opening set by Boris MD. CSL provides the house vibes in the lounge upstairs.
This night is also a prelude to our new Friday night events in San Diego entitled “LOVE” at 4th and B… LOVE launches on Friday, March 31 with Renaissance Masters Hernan Cattaneo and Dave Seaman. Stay tuned for complete details including future San Diego dates at LOVE with Roger Sanchez, BT, Sharam (Deep Dish), and Tiësto.
TICKETS for This Friday - ARMIN VAN BUUREN
DON'T MISS OUT!!!
ARMIN VAN BURREN in SAN DIEGO 3/17/06
TICKETS for This Friday - ARMIN VAN BUUREN
This Friday, March 17, we will be presenting Armin Van Buuren and Markus Schulz together at 4th and B in San Diego with our friends from Polka Dot and Realivze Tribe. Armin won’t be in the LA area for a while, so this is the show to catch this spring…
This is a very special occasion featuring both Armin and Markus with an opening set by Boris MD. CSL provides the house vibes in the lounge upstairs.
This night is also a prelude to our new Friday night events in San Diego entitled “LOVE” at 4th and B… LOVE launches on Friday, March 31 with Renaissance Masters Hernan Cattaneo and Dave Seaman. Stay tuned for complete details including future San Diego dates at LOVE with Roger Sanchez, BT, Sharam (Deep Dish), and Tiësto.
TICKETS for This Friday - ARMIN VAN BUUREN
DON'T MISS OUT!!!
Birthday Party Pics.. Here you go guys you can all have a laugh at the trashed pics of me....:bigsmile:
http://partyvibe.com/gallery/v/user_pictures/Acidfairy/The+Birthday+Bash/
Just moved to midlands from north ive got a big rig n i need a gig. Nuu then:bigsmile: , where can I plonk my rig down here. ive got no contacts at all once im south of newcastle, I FEEL LIKE A FOREIGNER:cry: . Wers the spirit theirs loads of it in newcastle n up in the hills but none at this end of the penines ( OR MAYBE IM JUST IMPATIENT ). im trying to hunt down sum lads from leeds / sheffield area with a lovely tube tent made from brittish gase plastic hose n an old parachute ( very smart and effective ). Has been seen at the lake district and also in palgowan techno fest in scotland (where i sadly got a horrible foot infection, the party was mint though). if ur them r u know them r can help me in anyway or form please do. Otherwise im deporting my ass back up north:bitter: .
Sonnenklang Festival Austria 2006 Sonnenklang-Festival 2006 – a space-week in Austria!
Hi friends of Sonnenklang from all over the world,
Sonnenklang, the biggest and longest psytrance-festival in Europe (last year 8000 people) at the most beautiful location in the beginning of summer 2006 will take place this year from 24th to 28th May again on the fantastic location on the peninsula of the Dobra- and Wetzlas-castle in Lower Austria at the Dobra-lake – come on 24th and leave on 30th – so you get a week of constant Goa-Spacetime. Sonnenklang I was a celebration of the partial solar eclipse in Austria, at Sonnenklang II the Venus-transit was celebrated, 2005 8000 fraggles came to Sonnenklang III (“Crystal Children”) with temperatures more than 30 degrees.
See the pictures at www.sonnenklang.at
Sonnenklang offers more than 130 live-acts and DJs on 7 floors, several deco-teams, performances, some of the world’s best visuals artists, 2 huge chillout-tents (Schmox and Deepspacezoon), tipis, fluore-deco all over, workshops, huge camping and parking areas, fire-shows, pois, spontaneous theatres, children area, chaishops, market-area with danceware, food and drinks, first aid, vegifood, meditation services, lectures and international audience from all over the world.
Presale tickets can be ordered online on our website www.sonnenklang.at (German/English).
Liveacts:
AUDIOMATIC (sinntec rec) – GER - AUDIOMATRIXX (magnetrixx.de) – GER - AZAX SYNDROM (3D Vision) – ISR - BEYOND THIRD SPRING (winterberg prod.) – CH - BIZZARE CONTACT (com.pact –rec) – ISR - BLISS (phantasm-rec) – ISR - COSMIC TONE (com.pact –rec) – ISR- -CPU (3D Vision / planet ben-rec/spain) – ESP - DOMESTIC (hommega-prod.) – ISR - ECHOTEK (BNE-records) – ISR - GABRIEL LE MAR (elektrolux) – GER - IMIX (batusim) – AUT - INGO & GABY (astralzone) – AUT/SLO - IZGA (MIDA-rec) – AUT - KAJOLA (digitribe) – AUT - LIFELINE INTERRUPTION aka MATERIA (24.7-rec/darklines.net/austria) - LOOP DOCTORS (frw-records) – AUT - MAGNETRIXX (AP-records) – GER - OPTOKOPPLER (USTA-rec) – GER - P.S. OTHERWORLD & Nolax (interzone.pa) – AUT - PARA HALU (parvati-rec) – HUN - PSYNEMA (audio-visual experience - El Geko/BuzzT) AUT/GER - PSYSEX (hommega-prod.) – ISR - SAAFI BROTHERS (blue room) – GER - TALIESIN (phoenix prod/asonus) – AUT - TIKAL (neurobiotic-rec) – FR - ULTRAVOICE (com.pact –rec) –ISR - VIBE TRIBE (utopia) – ISR - X-NOIZE (hommega-prod.) - ISR
DJs int.:
ALPHA (interzone) – GER - AMRIT (artists united) – GER - AUDIOMATIC (sinntec rec) – GER - AVIS INDICA (antaris) – GER - CHAMPAIN BROTHERS (chaishop/mushroom) – GER - CHRIS LEE (artists united) – GER - CHRISS (fullmoon festival) – GER - GABY (boom2004) SLO - GANDALF (magic beat project) – GER - HORIZON (cosmixed society) – USA - KRISTIAN (transient/antiworld/dejavoo) – UK - MAT MUSHROOM (mushroom magazine) – GER - PHANTOMAS (com.pact-rec) – CH - SAM (chaishop.com) – GER
DJs Austria:
ABSOLUT (orca)- AUT - ANDRUID (asonus-prod) – AUT - ANDYSSAN (deepbrush corp.) – AUT - BARDO (ordinary paradox ) - AUT - BERND BAKER (phonoton) –AUT - CABAN ((lebeliebelache) - AUT - CABAN ((lebeliebelache) - AUT - CODEM (deepbrush corp.) - AUT - COSMIC SADA SHIVA – AUT - DAKA (otherland) – AUT - DEEP BRUS CORP (deepspacezoon) - AUT - DJ RI 2 (interzone p.a.) - AUT - DON ZIGGY (stardust creation) – AUT - E-POS (creative lab. rec) – AUT - FALK STONED (waldwegmuzik) – AUT - FREAKQUELIZER (interzone p.a.)–AUT - FUN Q (292 Gi2 rec.) - AUT - GABYSUN (astralzone) – SLO - GOANDI (nextime prod.) – AUT - GOBA (astralzone) – AUT - GOBAYASHI (astralzone) - AUT - HARRY OM (Spaceclub-Osttirol) – AUT KHALI (peacebridge) - AUT - LAGUN (sunshine explosion) – AUT - MAGUS SOLARIS (asonus) – AUT - MANOO (digitribe/manoo.org) – AUT - MANUBI (klangbewusstsein) AUT - MAXXIMUS (mommega-prod.) - AUT - MIKMOK DA GROOVE (world drums) – AUT - MISTER MARILLO (salted soul) -AUT – MONEE LOVES YOU (Spaceclub-Osttirol) – AUT - MORGANA (midijum rec.) – AUT - MOTSOGNIR (fairytales) – AUT - MYCEL (lebeliebelache) – AUT - NAGUAL (sonnenklang rec.)- AUT - OBIWAN (wavenavigator,d.d.con) - AUT - OBLIVION (spacecowboys) – GER - ODINJA (lebeliebelache) – AUT - OHRGASMUS (play-fm) – AUT - PHIL SHIKASTA (deepbrush corp.) – UK - PIUS (sonnensystem) – AUT - PLATTENAUFLEGER – (crusty rec.) - AUT - PROFESSOR (mida-rec/d.d.con.) – AUT - PSYCONJURER (fairytales) – AUT - SAI BERNARD (waldwegmuzik) – AUT - SAMURAI (phonoton) – AUT - SCHEIBOSAN (play fm) – AUT - SHANTISAN (salted soul) – AUT - STEFAN (Vienna scientists) - AUT - SUNRISE (orca) – AUT - THOMAS (audiovison) – AUT - TIMELESS & MATT ( digitribe) – AUT - TOM ROM (mushroom/trancer’s guide/sonnenklang) - TOMMES (unisono) – AUT - WOLFF (salted soul)- AUT - ZENSUN (orca) – AUT -
and many more
Visuals:
OPTICAL MATRIX – PSYNEMA - EL GEKO - BUZZT - Terra Pi LILALUTZ SPACECREATIONS - DER LUSTIGE ASTRONAUT - FADE X - NCB – group – AUT - OMANANDA - Liquidcrystalvision - US/GER – NBC-GROUP- AUT - NBC-GROUP- AUT
Deco:
ARTIKA infinity space – AUT - CALAQUENDI – AUT - MAE MOA – FR - IMMRAMA – AUT - DEEP BRUSH CORP. – AUT – THYMI -GER
Performances/specials/workshops
“Q” – AUT - AKASHE – MEX (n.y.c.) - Alfi – AUT - BEA SCHRADER – AUT - ENERGIZED WATER-BAR (Seedcamp/Kautzen) – AUT - GREGORY SAMS (www.chaos-works.com) – UK - JOINT CORRECTOR T - AUT - KATZENSPRUNG – AUT - LISA STERNENKIND (Phönix) – AUT - MISTER ELECTRIC - PHÖNIX FIREDANCERS – INT - SEHSTÖRUNG – GER - ENERGIZED WATER-BAR (Seedcamp/Kautzen) – AUT - Nikla.Versum – AUT - Sil & Pitch - BEL
For general requests: info@sonnenklang.at; for Promo/Media/partners: tomrom24@chello.at Website: www.sonnenklang.at
rave party hey,just too say that wiil be a psytrance party at 27th of january the entrance will be 3£
too
the party will start at 10pm till 10am of the other day....
to more info contact trip2xtc@hotmail.co.uk and u will get an ansser as soon as...
to all ravers in the world with love
:trip2xtc
mods note : please be careful what you put on here!
SUBRTONIC – Fri 24th March – Carmarthen Looking like were in for a PhuNkEd up night of Drum n BAsS with a dash of
BrEAk bEaT to get you rocki'n
Subtronic
Fri 24th Mar 06
The Jolly Tar
The Quay,
Carmarthen
drum n bass/breakbeat
£3 - 8pm till late
Get Involved @ WMC!! VIP PACKAGES FOR AUCTION Steve Lawler, Deep Dish, Danny Howells, John Digweed, Hernan Cattaneo, Roger Sanchez, Sander Kleineneberg, Sasha and many more of the world’s top DJs will be supporting Involved in its latest efforts to raise money for children worldwide wherever their need is greatest.
Included in a long list of VIP Packages donated by the worlds leading DJs for their WMC Parties and gigs, you can bid on special VIP tickets and tables for THE best of the WMC. AND you get to meet with the DJs
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