Flying Rods Just what are these things, described as flying rods? Your guess is as good as mine, however in my personal opinion, they represent possibly the best evidence of alien life to date, or at the least, an exotic new form of life often described as sky fish, due to the undulating motion in which they travel.
The fact remains that no "dead" rods have ever been found. (obviously a sure sign that they exist :you_crazy: )This leads me to believe that they are not from this planet. Of course there are those who theorize that the bodies disintegrate before reaching the ground. Who can say? To say the least, rods are a fascinating enigma. I have even heard of purported prehistoric cave paintings of rods. I will have to look into that further, as far as I am aware cavemen did not have camcorders in those days, so I would wonder about what they were truly drawing. Whatever rods are we may only wonder at for now, until they day that one of them can be studied closely. For more on rods, visit Jose's web site at Roswell Rods.com
http://www.subversiveelement.com/Rods.html
just thought i would share this random shit... :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
Man’s ‘pants’ password is changed A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not".
Steve Jetley, from Shrewsbury, said he chose the password after falling out with Lloyds TSB over insurance that came free with an account.
He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of "Barclays is better".
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BBC NEWS | England | Shropshire | Man's 'pants' password is changed
Gary’s Glitters Back. Gary Glitter goes into a bar and orders a pint of John Smiths. The barman says, "Sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't serve you that."
Gary Glitter asks, "Why?"
The barman replies, "Because it's a no nonces bitter."
When I was a kid I thought it was a good idea to go to a Gary Glitter concert.
I am not sure what came over me.
What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear.
Apparently Gary Glitter flew back to England today to be by Margaret Thatcher's side...
He thought she'd tell him how to fuck the miners.
What do Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
They both come in a small yellow box.
The Welsh parliament is concerned about Gary Glitter's wish to return to the UK
He has heard there are some well hung kids in Bridgend.
What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?
Gary Glitter.
What's the similarity between Gary Glitter and a single malt whisky?
They both come in small tots
When asked if he was happy with his three year sentence, Gary Glitter replied that he'd "do anything less than sixteen".
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sorry...
UK : East : Cow in the city… 15 August 2008 16:38
An escaped cow which went for an early morning walk in Norwich caused problems for drivers during rush hour this morning until it was eventually cornered in Godfrey's car park in Riverside Road.
http://new.edp24.co.uk/content/news/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=News&tBrand=edponline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED15%20Aug%202008%2008%3A45%3A09%3A487
Divorce after penis extension failure I saw this it made me chuckle so i thought i would share it lol
quirky
last updated: Thursday 31 Jul 2008, 10:50am
Divorce after penis extension failure
A woman is divorcing her husband after his penis extension broke during sex.
Grigory Toporov, 47 had his extension fitted by doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia.
However, doctors claim the extension was not strong enough to withstand the couple's wild sex sessions.
According to Metro Toporov said: "I told her I would get a new one but she wasn't having any of it. She said she was fed up with my failures in bed and wants a divorce."
Funny Memories i just remebered some thing that a friend did on nye 2003/2004 . was at a squat in leyton / leytonstone and as we got there my m8 just burst out singing "where is the drugs, where is the drugs, where is the drugs the drugs the drugs" in the style of the black eyed peas "where is the love"
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Being British. Being British is about driving in a German Car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way to your home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and Only in Britain... Can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British, but by fuck we're funny! :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
Seriously.. wtf?!
Mars has pulled a UK TV ad for Snickers featuring Mr T harassing a speed walker for being a "disgrace to the man race" after US complaints that it was offensive to gay people.
The American confectionary giant pulled the Snickers ad even though it was never shown on TV in the US - as happened last month with the Heinz Deli Mayo ad featuring two men kissing.
The Snickers ad, made by the same agency that caused an international furore with the Heinz male kiss commercial, was first broadcast in the UK on July 13.
The commercial, by ad agency AMV BBDO, features Mr T in full-on BA Baracus mode, the character he played in The A-Team.
It opens with Mr T crashing through a building on the back of a flatbed truck mounted with a Snickers-firing machine gun.
Mr T pulls alongside a man in tight yellow shorts who is speed walking and growls: "Speed walking. I pity you fool. You a disgrace to the man race. It's time to run like a real man."
He then opens fire, peppering the man with Snickers bars and forcing him to break into a run.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/28/advertising1
How is this exactly offending gay people?
US man charged for shooting mower
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A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.
Keith Walendowski was charged by police in Milwaukee with disorderly conduct and possession of a sawn-off shotgun.
He could face a fine of up to $11,000 and a maximum prison sentence of six-and-a-half years if convicted.
Police officers said Mr Walendowski had told them: "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."
Police found the shotgun, a handgun and a stungun, as well as ammunition, when they detained Mr Walendowski in the basement of his house.
Witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking.
The lawn mower was found sitting outside Mr Walendowski's house, which he shares with his mother, with the rubbish on Friday.
A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.
"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm
Die mower Die :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
IN : Dog in court for *second* time!
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Dog in court for breaching peace
By Amarnath Tewary
BBC News, Patna
A dog has appeared in court in the eastern Indian state of Bihar accused of breaching the peace.
Police demanded severe action against the dog for biting people. Its owner says it has only attacked burglars.
it won the case as well!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7528199.stm
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