Party Vibe

Reminds me of this
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Almost_raped

What Counts as Almost Raped

talking to a man.
Accidentally using your best friends dildo.
A man accidentally bumping into you.
A man offering to pay for your drink, especially if he asks for your number after accepting multiple free drinks.
A man asking for the time.
Being looked at in a lascivious manner.
Being anywhere near Jimmy Savile.
Jogging alone in the park
If your lady-friend tells you your boyfriend is a pig/pervert/serial murderer.
Nearly being looked at in a lascivious manner.
A male within 50 feet of you.
Leading a sexually fulfilling relationship.
If you are alone with any guy named Tyler or Wolf for more than 35 seconds.
Being outside in the dark.
Donkey punch
Everything on this list.
Quietly sitting in a corner by yourself.
Seeing a perverted picture on the internet after googling “cocks” (chicken), “pussies” (cat), or “bukkake” (bukkake).
Being almost looked at by a black guy. (However, if the nigra does make eye contact for more than five seconds it is legally rape).
Seeing Juliana Wetmore’s face.
Viewing goatse or meatspin.
Seeing your mom naked.
If a fat person touches you.
Prostate exams.
gyno exams.
A friend/acquaintance/total stranger/husband lends you his jacket because it is cold.
Any and all past relationships. (This is especially true if you now have a white knight for a lover.)
If your boyfriend/husband/pimp/etc. touches your armpit/leg/cunt/neckbeard-shaving razor
somebody divides by zero near your gonads.
you glomp that ed elric voice actor at an animu convention.
a cosplayer at an animu conventon touches you.
a dilldo touches you.
a cock comes in contact with your lips.
beef curtains come in contact with your lips.
looking in the mirror while masturbating.
Being in the same room as your girlfriend.
Being in the same building as your girlfriend.
Knowing your girlfriend.
Knowing a girl.
Having any sort of mounted machinery on your pelvic area.
Rape itself.
Being raped.
Being almost raped.
Being a nigger that isn’t from outer space.
Being a nigger that is from outer space.
Being.
Reading ED
All of the above

@eye. 532504 wrote:

Reminds me of this
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Almost_raped

Encyclopedia dramatica are brilliant.

More women than we know of secretly want to be dominated and raped. The difference.. and I know this from experience… fantasy rape s under your control.. real rape… there is no control. There is no limit.

It’s not rape if she likes it.

rape is gape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnmFIudvCZ0

here is the link

@pdxpsych 580341 wrote:

What? No love for the dead?:wink:

they move if you try hard enough