Suffolk Dialect A old Stowmarket shepherd is rounding up his flock of Suffolk sheep to be checked over by the vet.
One of the sheep doesn't want to see the vet and runs away in to a small hut.
The shepherd runs after it, but in the confusion knocks his head on a low wooden beam.
So the vet goes in to the hut to check up on the shepherd! he finds the shepherd groaning on the floor holding his head and chest, and asks him what happened.
The shepherd replies..
"oh my hut[1]! I hully[2] hut[3] my hid[4] on my hut!"
[1] heart
[2] wholly
[3] hurt
[4] head
2007-04-07 one70 LIVE D’n’B Brighton
We're back at the Pressure point with some more live drum & bass on Easter Saturday with the mighty Deadsilence Syndicate. Yep, they're right good, a proper band for this new (ish) millenium. totally digital and totally live. They've got a cello, drums, bass synths but they're all MACHINES or sumink. Go to their myspace then COME TO ONE70.
As always, our own Native Beats LIVE will be dropping it heavy with noises and pictures....AT THE SAME TIME!
FID pops his ONE70 cherry for this one, spinning alongside Lotskee and Shiver.
Your eyes won't be jealous of your ears either cos we've got Primal Visions VJ's discharging out their brains on to the walls.
http://www.deadsilence.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/thedeadsilencesyndicateband
ONE70
http://www.myspace.com/useprimalvisions
http://www.myspace.com/djshiver
This'll be the best one70 yet , DSS will smash it as will all regulars. looking forward to hearing Fid wheel out too!
Glastonbury… get in there! After 2 and a half hours of hammering the phone and website, I finally got through on seetickets.com, only coach tickets were left so got hold of some. Was such a relief, can't even explain how ecstatic I am :laugh_at:
How did other Partyvibers do on the tickets? Really hope everyone got them!
Funny Road Signs [FONT=times new roman,helvetica]:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notice.
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."
Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Sign in a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."
Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left."[/FONT]
Computer help PLZ!!! Basically my computer is shit! i cant give you specs because i dont know, but i've got 2 meg broadband! Whenever i try to do anything the whole thing will either freeze, shut every program running down or just tell me that nothing is responding. Whenever you try to close a window ; not responding. you sign on to windows messenger ; not responding. sign into the internet ; not responding. Constantly coming up with boxes tellin me to send an error report to microsoft sayin im tryin to shut a non responsive program1 WTF??
My computer doesnt mind it here funnily enough. :you_crazy
2007-04-07 : East : Underground Junkies + Flabbergast, Studio 3 BSE Room 1 Hard House and Techno
Ben Stevens (Vicious Circle) (12am-1.30am)
Ross W (Underground Junkies)
Ziatek (Underground Junkies/Antiworld)
Nu_Matik (Twisted Techno)
Darren Main (Nu-Talent)
Myself (Flatpack)
Room 2 Breakbeat and Electro
Jon Enry (Rapture)
Dar Munket (Underground Junkies)
Deep Menace (Underground Junkies)
PGTrips (Pulse Underground)
Wes (Nu-Talent)
Danny R (Nu-Talent)
Room 3 Hardcore hosted by Flabbergast
Vapour
Digital
C-Kay
Sirus
Doolittle
Durcell
Studio 3 Bury St Edmunds Saturday April 7th
Doors open 9 and close at 3
£5 with flyer £6 without
Massive Discount on drinks b4 10.30pm!
Any parties in the easter sun ! Hi,
Does anyone know if there be any free parties this weekend in south wales or midlands, I am sure there must be some somewhere...! Have not been to a free party for a while now and would love to party in the easter sun ....
If anyone can let me know of anything happening would be mega grateful :)
Space cake Had some space cake in Amsterdam last year for first time. anyone know how I can get hold of some in UK without having to buy materials and bake myself?
2007-03-31 Club TED [from TED show] Massive news for the T.E.D-Show
T.E.D has managed to secure its first ever “Live-club-night” with the help of
BLACKBOX-SOUND SYSTEM
ANY1 WANTING TO COME TO THIS... PLEASE VISIT THE BLACKBOX SITE AND REGESTER £5 IF YOU DO £7 IF YOU DON'T!!!
The event will be held in the Volks, 3 The colonnade, Madeira Drive, Brighton, on 31-03-07
Blackbox will be in the main room playing having-it techno from the likes of:
3 Dj's 8 Live p.a's
James Ruskin / Voidloss (live p.a).
jay pace
jiminy clackett .
In the basement will be "Club-T.E.D" with:
Dirty-bass
Seizmic
Wreck-up
Beebeedee
Operata-M
Ortha and Yunblud
This will hopefully be the first in a line of live nights for T.E.D this year, and we are hopefully going to be streaming the hole show via www.level-1.org.uk in audio / video format (for those that can’t make it down on the night).
If you can make it, we would love to see you there
If you have tracks you would like adding to the next net-show, please go to the T.E.D-Forum and send your Tracks via the Sending in your tracks thread.
Thanks Tribal
Livewire: NFA, Stonka & Dead Silence /// LIVEWIRE \
No Fixed Abode / Stonka / Dead Silence
FRI 30 MARCH
3 sound system collectives in 3 rooms
covering electro, live drum’n’bass,
hardtek, hardcore and breakcore.
NFA room:
BASECK live [Darkmatter Soundsystem/Addict Records USA]
AUTOPSY live [Deathchant/Audio Damage/Neurotoxic]
DR BASTARDO live [Peace Off]
MONSTER X live [Bedroom Research/Peace Off]
$P!TTING V!TRIOL [NFA/Frogs]
RONIN live [NFA/Headfuk]
ELY MUFF live [One Inch Punch/Midi Fiddler]
DOGBOY [NFA/PRANK]
STONKA room:
DAVID GREEN [Infrabass]
JEFF AMADEUS [Squat Recs]
DJ PSEUDONYM [Desert Storm]
CHOPPER live [Frogs records]
ZONK [Pedigree Skum]
SPY-K
GROKWIK
EDGE CITY room:
RADIOACTIVE MAN
DEAD SILENCE SYNDICATE BAND live
BASS JUNKIE
SUBLIMINAL CRIMINAL
DJ CONTROLLED WEIRDNESS
SIULI K.O.
RESUSS KID
plus visuals + record stalls
10pm - 6am. £7 b4 12, £9 after
Electrowerkz, Torrens St, London N1
Behind Angel tube station on northern line
Buses 56, 38, 73, 241, 4
WWW.NOFIXEDABODE.INFO
WWW.DEADSILENCE.CO.UK
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