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FML: F*ck My Life! Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!".
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Problem Accessing PV So the site kept timing out for the last week and wouldn't load the home page, glad to get access again. Thought it might have been everyone but it seems like most people were able to get on.
God for 5 mins Ok, thanks to my friend Tripper for inspiring this question
You have been granted the power to speak directly to every person on the planet and you can be as selective as you wish so.
What would you say to the human race and if so, which group of people would you direct it at ?
Remember you only have 5 mins.
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JP : 7 year old lad lost in forest finds safe shelter after Asian parenting mistake.. Would have thought Dad would know better being my age - TBH if I'd been abandoned in bear infested woods by "hippy" parents searching for vegetables in rough weather when Japan is well supplied with open markets and shops I'd join the Army as soon as I was old enough; and/or give my parents a pet bear (some Asian bears are only as large as a bull terrier) as an anniversary present :laugh_at:
Yamato Tanooka: Japanese boy found alive after six nights missing in forest | World news | The Guardian
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