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  • @xp23 568587 wrote:

    but guys,…
    what about the fukked up message system now?
    i see that my only msgs arrive @Tryptameanie
    senjina and ravergirl dont get em,… dont know why… it sucks…

    Maybe has something to do with no-one but me wanting to listen to your mindless bollocks lol :devil_wag

    What;s the difference between a prostitute and a corpse?
    About 20 minutes.


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      What should you give a man who has everything?

      A woman to show him how to work it.

      @Angel 568615 wrote:

      What should you give a man who has everything?

      A woman to show him how to work it.

      Oh god she’s back with the smartarsen jokes. Hey maybe that’s where women keep their brains, they’re usually big enough.

      Hey angel, you know I was joking right? You must know I adore you by now :good_evil


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        I sometimes have a job in the real world to take care of too :obey:

        How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

        Make him wear shoes.

        As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.


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          How do men exercise on the beach?

          By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

          Oh it’s on now biotch.
          Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
          Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”


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            The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ‘Facial’ is used.

            @Angel 568663 wrote:

            The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ‘Facial’ is used.

            Sorry but I’m at a loss as to what women think?


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              Why do little boys whine?

              Because they’re practicing to be men.


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                @Tryptameanie 568664 wrote:

                Sorry but I’m at a loss as to what women think?

                Google it

                @Angel 568666 wrote:

                Google it

                In either case you’;ll be presented with a blank screen.

                Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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