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Angel
@angel
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What’s the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot has been spotted several times.
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tryptameanie
@tryptameanie
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Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
How do you break the nose on a blonde?
You put a dildo under a glass table!
What do a dildo and tofu have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.
(got tired of the other jokes)
You must be the only woman I ever met that went for so long without whiing hert arm was tired.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
xp23
@xp23
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@Angel 568782 wrote:
What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Thank You 😀
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What’s a pointless race that covers 250 miles across France? The french
Why can’t blondes water-ski?
When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.” Has that already been posted?
There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.
Why aren’t the England football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
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What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A Referee.
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