Bad Joke Thread

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I know you all know one but I’ll start with this classic from Jimmy Carr.
How do you make a gay fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.

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‘You know you’re girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth

– Jimmy Carr

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Fucking hell. Does no-one else kn0ow a joke? Is no-one else a member? Does everyone just wanna FAP on a webcam? Does the Pope shit in the woods?Could this/shpould this be moved to chat?
What do you call a black American? The accused.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.

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My Muslim neighbour said today, the 11th of September, was the anniversary of the happiest day of her life.

After seeing my shock, she quickly explained that she meant it was her wedding anniversary.

“I’m so sorry” I said, “I thought you meant the attack on the Twin Towers”.

“That’s ridiculous” she laughed, “I wasn’t even born then.”

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Oscar Pistorius.

Showing the Scottish people you can be free, even though you’re usually legless and assaulting women.

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What do you call a man with no legs?
Fuck all, he might shoot you.

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“Scumacher home 9 months after accident”. Just like me when I was a baby.

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People in South Africa are worried Oscar Pistorious will do a runner, before the other inmates have a chance.

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What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.

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The FBI say they now know the name of Jihadi John.
May not be significant considering how long they knew Osama Bin Ladens name

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A news report says that paedophiles are to be educated to control their urges.

What a brilliant idea, send paedophiles to school.

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what do u call a worker in america,that works hard,for a reasonable salery,n shows up on time.

a venazualian immigrant

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