US News headlines.. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther [Los Angeles Times]
Official: Only rain will cure drought: [Herald News, Westpost,
Massachusetts]
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men [Sunday Oregonian]
TV Watchers watch TV [Toronto Star]
Malls try to attract shoppers [Baltimore Sun]
Man shoots neighbor with machete [Miami Herald]
Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes [Daily Progress,
Charlottesville, Virginia]
Lack of brains hinders research [Columbus Dispatch]
Fish lurk in streams [Rochester Democrat & Chronicle]
Give the Palestinians a homeland - Ottawa [Toronto Star]
Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One [Alburquerque Journal]
Woman off to jail for sex with boys [The Record]
Infertility unlikely to be passed on [Montgomery Advertiser]
Bible church's focus is the Bible [Saint Augustine Record]
Literarcy Week Observed [Meade County Messenger]
Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery [Buffalo Evening News]
Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts [Herald Sun, Durham, North Carolina]
Odd Comedown – Was It XTC? Hi
Just had an oddly timed comedown & wondered if it was pills or if i was spiked?
I'll just say I've only done class A's (in UK) less than 10 times, being pills, mdma or coke. Not done pills for 18 months until last friday. Past experience has been ace, off double drops, but last time (18 months back) the next day comedown was a struggle. Thought my limbs weren't mine & felt both ultra lonely & scared of ppl!
Ok so I dropped 1 & a half on friday - I didnt buy em but im fairly sure they were heinekens, definitely white. Enjoyed the night but dont remember much. dropped between 1 and 2 am, home asleep around 5. previously I've remembered loads about floating & being loved up. Friends seem to think I was fine at the time. I drunk a fair bit before & possibly during :you_crazy - yeah i know...
Saturday was a hangover cured by drinking from midafternoon & heavily all night - deffo no drugs involved. Noted no obvious comedown from Friday. Sunday was similar - 48 hours & no comedown. However during this whole time I was far more lively, overly talkative and intensely pro-social than usual (a good weekend).
Monday = massive hangover & I left my friends around 4pm. I then felt awful. At first just tired & heart racing but later very uncomforatble. Could not sleep all night & had vivid visions when i shut my eyes. When I did sleep for tiny periods I woke up swimming in sweat from some seriously violent dreams. As in people glassing each, race hate crimes, generally beating people until they stop moving. Around 5am I was seriously scared of other people & the world in general!
By 7am I was pretty fine. Is this really a comedown from friday? We're talking 72 hours after dropping that I started to feel properly bad. Cos looking back on sunday & even monday I left a couple of drinks wide open in not the safest of places. But it was similar to my experience off pills, only days late. Just wondered if I was spiked?! Unless alcohol can delay it?
Cheers, sorry for the essay, just noticed above!!!
recognizing the signs of a stroke STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S * Ask the individual to SMILE .
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 999 immediately!! a nd describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.
Steve Irwin gets attacked by a fish Steve Irwin gets attacked by a fish and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told Sheila her husband was dead and she gives you beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'.
Perfect Weather! Wow these heavy rain showers and long sunny spells, not to mention the muggy damp nights are just perfect for an excellent crop of those little 'happy chappys'. Just hope the frost stays away until November.
Happy picking and brewing evryone. Don't forget to flick the heads to disperse the spores as someone regularly mentions.
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Wanted… People to test legal highs See the other post.
This is no joke, i want feedback to help people understand what to expect from my products.
I want the reports to be posted on my forum (www.laughterpromotions-forum.com)
I feel people should have more info on what to expect from these products, and i feel this will help.
Mike
UK job adverts… Found these on a newsgroup; they were collected by someone searching for a job and are exactly as they appeared on various websites and mailing lists.
Newspaper advertised [in their own paper] for a "Deputy Cheif Sub" and a
strapline "You will need to be: Thorough but not pedantic"
"Proofreader" - ...you will be expected to accurately poof all documents
and correct speling and grammer... [via JCP]
"Departmental Manager" - ...a good motivator...you will take charge of
the Stationary Department... [via JCP]
"Network Technician" - ...must be expert at breaking networks...
[company website]
"Compliance Manager" - ... must have extensive experience in committing
fraud... [agency website]
"Data Entry Clerk" - ... must have scored close to 1% error free during
registration test... [agency website]
"Administrator" - ...remarkable individual required to aid in losing
documents... [via DGU]
"Warehouse Manager" - ...able to lift 56t unaided... [via JCP]
"Administration Manager" - ... should show previous experience close to
100% error. [via JCP]
"School Administrator" - ...accurate filleting an advantage... [via DGU]
"Helpdesk Operative" - ...previous experience of insulting clients
expected [via JCP]
"Administration Assistant" - ...must have 200 years office experience
[via JCP]
"Administrator" - ...must have Humane Killing certification... [via JCP]
(this one was actually for an abattoir near Taunton as the rest of the
text made clear. What it was doing under IT Technicians with a Wrexham
JCP code remains a mystery).
"Court Usher" - ...inclination to criminality expected... [via JCP]
"Document Proofreader" - Insert job text here [agency website]
(plus about 14 others with the same enticing text)
"Internet Engineer" - Must have 4+ years experience in something I can't
read. [via JCP].
"Administrator" - ...will be adept at dealing with inconvenient
documents [via DGU]
"Office Junior" - ...will suit recent graduate...no advancement possible
in this position... [via JCP]
"PA to Finance Manager" - ...must have knowledge of mice... [via JCP]
"Office Cleaner" - ...hover daily... [company website]
"Administrator" - ...must have excellent telephone and hair... [via JCP]
"Data Engineer" - ...must be experienced with bras... [via JCP]
"Filing Clerk" - ...must have cat due to location of office... [via DGU]
"Records Clerk" - ...will be working with certifiable staff... [agency
website]
"NVQ Assessor" - ...some torching of trainees... [agency website]
"Planner" - ...adept at sitting... [via JCP]
"Administrator" - ...must be used to busty office... [via JCP]
"Clerk" - ...ability to locate missing flies...[via JCP]
"School Clerk" - Lady administrator required for Girls School...will be
under the Headmaster most of the time... [agency website]
"Administrator" - ...Employer is a Cheese Processor...candidates must be
mature... [agency website]
"Senior Pensions Clerk" - ...must have good figure as Pensions Manager
will be looking at you. [via JCP]
"Administrator" - ...must have own telephone and cat... [via JCP]
"Administrator" - ...expected to sit. [via DGU]
"Computer Archive Administrator" - ...will be dealing with zips and
other flies... [agency website]
"Administrator" - ...quick leerer required... [via JCP]
"Compliance Clerk" - ...must be good at clock watching... [agency
website]
"Administrator" - ...ability to speak an advantage. [via JCP]
"Corporate Hospitality Clerk" - ...excellent when under people...
[agency website]
Sometimes job titles get shortened to fit in the space - eg Admin for
Administrator, Asst for Assistant or just get chopped off at the size
boundary. All from one agency...
"FM (Pension Dept) Admin Asst" - ...Finance Manager is looking for a
suitable ass to help...
"LEA Rec Off Prj Mgr Adm Asst"
"Recycling Administration Ass"
"Audio Typist & Secretary Fun"
"PA and Secretary for the Man"
Not an error in sight but my favourite and one that I applied for:
"Records Clerk" - Must have an enquiring mind and be keen to investigate
discrepancies and missing documents as the position involves checking
and fixing 6 months of filing by the previous encumbent. Temporary
position for as long as it takes. Immediate start. [agency website]
*JCP == Job Centre Plus website
*DGU == direct.gov.uk website
rain, floods etc… whats it like in your area? been pissing down here nearly all day; saw on the news that bits of East Anglia been flooded (some bits of Norfolk and Lowestoft)...
2007-07-07 The Antiworld Outdoor Festival 070707: Secret Location nr London, UK Antiworld Outdoor Festival Experience:
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Secret Location
Near London - UK
3 Day Outdoor Experience including….
Psychedelic Trance
Techno, Breaks, House
Hard-Dance, Acid, Chill Out and much more….
Once in a lifetime comes a music festival which unites us all as one wonderful spirit. Music is the medium that unleashes the tremendous energy stored in us. On a dance-floor we are all equal. The artist and the people form a bond, where the more the music comes alive, the stronger the connection. Together we fulfil each other.
Unity in Diversity has been the very essence of Antiworld. In the last seven years Antiworld has conducted the biggest union of electronic music. 070707 is the marked anniversary of the diversity of our music culture. New age trance, techno, psytrance, breakbeat and the very best in acid-techno are just teasers to what we have in store for you. Every sunrise, sunset and shadow will leave a mark in your memory. 070707 is the festival of your life. Come celebrate.
The Antiworld head of events Enrico says, “It will be the best event in the history of electronic music”. 070707 will surpass any event (i.e. Alexandra Palace, Brixton Academy) and will treat like minded music lovers to the finest music producers and anthems of our times.
The festival site is one of the best kept secret locations in the UK. Breathtakingly beautiful with a landscape that’s going to give your system ‘more rush’ than you can ever imagine. The décor is a well-concepted mythological figure which will remind you of The Teacher (from Pink Floyd tour days). Abstract and Bewitching.
Besides the music and the dancefloor, there will be two cities consisting of marquees and food stalls from all over the world. The stalls will cater to every palate.
Early bird tickets to 070707 will sell out. We’ve had a huge response from people inquiring about this remarkable date. So festival organizer Enrico has introduced the first 2000 early bird tickets at a nominal price.
Considering the fact that ticket prices will go up as there is a certain amount of people the festival can hold. My advice ‘invest in your future festival’. For happy returns. - SIREN
Tickets available on 30 September 2006 at www.antidote909.com (while stock lasts).
For More Info & To Get Involved:
www.antiworld070707.com
enrico@antiworld.net
Antiworld 070707 The Outdoor Festival
Secret Location
Near London - UK
3 Day Outdoor Experience including….
Psychedelic Trance
Techno, Breaks, House
Hard-Dance, Acid, Chill Out and much more….
Once in a lifetime comes a music festival which unites us all as one wonderful spirit. Music is the medium that unleashes the tremendous energy stored in us. On a dance-floor we are all equal. The artist & the people form a bond, where the more the music comes alive, the stronger the connection. Together we fulfil each other.
Every sunrise, sunset and shadow will leave a mark in your memory. 070707 is the festival of your life. Come celebrate.
www.antiworld070707.com
hello all! after a rather heavy night with my good friend "gary ablet" i thought id trawl the net to try and find some info on what id ingested the night before, hense the reason for my first post!
im a 28 year old sparky livin in the oxon area having been a speradic drug user for the last 10 years or so, mainly pills but ive dabbled in most catergories at one point or another. that ketamine is some freaky ole stuff eh?
although ive found loads of advise on the effects of drug taking there doesnt seem to be much help on the use of drug taking i.e. what foods/ingrediants/suppliments are good for recovering from the night before. i heard that marmite was a good seritonin builder but that could be an ole wives tale for all i know (and not to mention rather nasty )
and so i put it to you............
elz12
Laptops hello wondering if anyone can do me a massive favour and give me advice on laptops... as im hoping to get one all i want to do is play music on it. however i want a quick one with enough memory for an eternity of soundz123
free parties this weekend?23/09/2006 hey
i was wondering if anyone knows if any free parties are going on again around oxford area?
we have been to a few sic ones recently with choas,napalem etc!
they were amazing plz let me know as its gettin abit late innit! :)
safe
thanks
:crazy: :bounce_fl
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