DE : German man and horse sleep in banks cashpoint foyer He was a customer of the bank so they couldn't say neigh to him (sorry)
Horse sleeps in bank foyer
A German tried to sleep off his hangover in a bank foyer accompanied by his horse.
Wolfgang Heinrich, 40, from Wiesenburg, had been riding with his Haflinger horse, Sammy, when he stopped to have a drink with friends.
But when he left the pub he realised he was too drunk to ride all the way home and decided to use his bank card to open up his bank foyer and take himself and Sammy inside to sleep it off.
Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by a fellow customer.
Stephan Hanelt, 36, said: "It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away."
Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse.
Silly place to sleep
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A drunken businessman who fell asleep on a railway track causing rush hour disruption was sentenced to 180 hours' community service on Friday.
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He was using a rail as a pillow :groucho: must have been hard as...
The full story is here
Sleepwalking! Anybody here who have tried sleepwalking??
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Jasmine will now move into a different bedroom at her home
A nine-year-old girl fell 30ft (9m) from her attic bedroom window while she was sleepwalking in the night. Miraculously, Jasmine Clark's fall was broken by an old carpet left in the driveway just hours before, and she escaped with only cuts and bruises.
Her father, David Clark, said Jasmine had sleepwalked in the past but the family thought she had grown out of it.
She will now move into a different bedroom at her Scarborough home to ensure it does not happen again.
Jasmine said: "I was sleepwalking and then I opened the window and fell out onto the drive, and I felt myself on the drive.
"When I woke up I felt like I had grazes all over me."
Gaping wound
The noise of her fall alerted Jasmine's parents, who ran outside to find her lying on the carpet in the driveway.
Mr Clark said: "She had a gaping wound to her chin and blood everywhere, and she was screaming for me.
"I ran to her and lifted her into my arms to try and comfort her."
Dr Andy Volans, of Scarborough Hospital, said Jasmine had been "very, very lucky".
He said: "There is an old wives' tale that you don't injure yourself if you sleepwalk, but physics would suggest that if you fall that far, you have got to hurt yourself."
She is a very lucky girl :weee:
Elephants Dream short CGI film http://orange.blender.org/
Great CGI but odd short film i watched the other night, Elephants Dream :
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Elephants Dream is the world’s first open movie, made entirely with open source graphics software such as Blender, and with all production files freely available to use however you please, under a Creative Commons license.
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The short film was created by the Orange Open Movie Project studio in Amsterdam during 2005/2006, bringing together a diverse team of artists and developers from all over the world.
Download Torrent (includes High Definition version) :
http://orange.blender.org/download
Watch the making of and the movie on Google Video (doesnt do it justice, i recommend the torrent ;) ) :
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1831262087977442632&hl=en
bad dream i dont know if its the right thread but..
this strange thing happened to me last two nights,i go to sleep and i start to hear the buzzing sound and its like i cannot move and open my eyes,and i really try but it feels awful,and its like i make it and get up and hav no strenght in my muscles to hold on so i fall to the floor and then i wake up and realise it was a dream and im still in bed but it feels so real and horrible,anyone else had somethin like this?
it happened before that i dream i cannot move but it was different,this is much more frightenin..
last night I dreamt……… that I still had everything I sold to fund my habit. I think the fact that I'm selling some stuff on e.bay (to finance my trip to India before you ask:groucho: ) probably triggered this dream off. I also dreamt of an ex-girlfriend who kept running away everytime I shouted her name.:hopeless:
Anyone else want to share their dreams and maybe someone will be able to elucidate it?12
Dream Analysis please :) Ok bit of a weird one (although ive had much worse)
So im in front of a crowd at a massive festival behind the decks with pete tong next to me he says in his annoying monotone voice for me to go up and have a go.but when i gets up there the needles have massive round discs on them and i couldnt see the record let alone play a tune anyway it doesnt go to well i play one track and go to mix into another and all the mixer controls are the opposite way round (left is right up is down etc)so i fucked it and got embarresed and stepped down.
Then i goes and fetches pete a cheese toastie but there was like 10 all joined together in a row.I then goes through his record bag complained cos it was so messy,then came across a load of orange mobile phones and these cards (like top up cards) i say what the fuck are these and he says oh all you do is tap that number into your phone and the phone u put it on gets loads of credit!Bonus i said so i tried it by texting "share" onto this phone he had then all of a sudden it came thru that i had £10 callingcredit!
then the fucking phone rings and its non other than Harold Bishop from neighbours (which i havnt seen since the 90s) he said thanks for topping his phone up as it will be ideal for when his grandkid who is now 3 to use when he gets older.
i then went to get a cheese toastie but fucking tongy had eaten them all he fat tub of lard so i pushed him out the way kicked all his records away got on some hardcore and played a stomping 2 hour set!
ok if you could be bothered to read what does it mean
UK : SW : Fire Brigade rescue sleeping student from tree It sounds like Gibbo must have been this lads tutor :)
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Student rescued after tree snooze
A student who scrambled 100ft up a pine tree and then fell asleep was rescued after calling 999 from his mobile phone.
Firefighters went to The Park in Cheltenham at 0520 BST on Tuesday and found the man near the top of the tree.
Climbing teams were sent up and he was brought down about two hours later.
Station Officer Nigel Limbrick said: "He fell asleep and realised where he was when he woke up.
But he had his mobile phone and was able to call us."
The student, from Gloucestershire College of Arts and Technology (Gloscat), was treated at the scene by paramedics for cuts and scratches.
"He had suffered some minor injuries as he climbed up barefoot," said Mr Limbrick.
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I Have A DreaM! I actually did have a dream at the weekend, here it is, coming into your brain via your eyeballs any moment now:
At the weekend right basically it turned out that all the embarrassing free party sectarianism had all been a flagrant sham in order to spread confusion and misinformation: Feign Disorder Then Crush The Enemy as Sun Tzu might say.
There was a massive teknival where people from Norfolk raved along people from Manik, all the bumpkin vs london bollocks had all been a cover act so that they could organise the party to end them all.
DJs played sets of old skool followed by trance followed DnB followed by tekno and everyone said you know that might not be my favourite type of music but it's nice to have a change isn't it, that way there's something for everyone.
Chavs raved next to hippies without even noticing that they were dressed differently from each other, treating each other as human beings, rather than assessing each other by the fleeting and irrelevant and arbritary social baggage we are forced to assign ourselves.
People took ecstasy and interacted socially.
Then two birds came over out of the blue and noshed me off, but that's kind of seperate from the point i am trying to make.12
Do you know dreams? Hello.
You will notice that I am a tired guest.
I've never been a huge believer in dream interpretations. Not the ones that say that specific items mean specific things, at least. The only way I think that they can tell you about yourself is that the things you dream about which relate to your life are the things which, whether you know or not, are important to you and/or in the front of your mind.
This past week, I've not smoked much dope, I'm sure that all you who have stopped for a little while know how the dreams come. It's not the hecticness or lucidity of the dreams that concerns me, though, to be honest I quite like it like that. What concerns me is that on Sunday night I awoke several times, but I still had 4 complete dreams. Though the dreams were completely different, there was a 'scene' in each of the dreams which was exactly the same.
The dreams would go through much randomness, which isn't really very interesting to anyone, so I won't bother telling you about the details (apart from saying that in one of them, I was in GTA 4...). At a point in the dream, though, I would end up sitting down with THE SAME PERSON each time, we would chat a bit, and then I would hold her hand. As soon as this happened, we would sigh and then I would wake up quite suddenly. This happened with each dream.
This was all very well, and it had played on my mind so much the next day that I felt I had no choice but to approach the girl in question.
"Hello", I said, "How are you?"
"I'm fine" she replied, "by the way, do you still have a room free in your house? Can I move in?"
"Of course", I said.
Now she's going to be a housemate, does this mean I can't ask her out??
we are such things as dreams are made of event : we are such things as dreams are made of
Location : ERIE PA AT THE BASEMENT
City, State : ERIE, Pennsylvania
Country : USA
Event Type : House Party
Event Start Date : Saturday, October 23, 2004
Event End Date : Saturday, October 23, 2004
Submitted By : ErieParties
Crowd : 18 and over
Drink Specials : B,Y,O,B 21 AND OVER ONLY
my name is Christian bussiere and I put on house parties in erie,pa
Now I am having one to night now if there are any djs out there who would like to donate there time to crate a scene
and to get there name out there by mixing a set at one of my parties e me
the party starts at 10pm and it is till the last dj spins
there is a parking lot next door
I have had about 150 parties all ready this year
so the scene this party will be a strong one
p.l.u.r. is what we are all about
this is a b.y.o.b. party but please pass the love(share and share a like)
jright1@earthlink.net
e me for a invite as this is a privte party r.o.a.r.
IF WE DON''''T WANT YOU IN OUR PARTY YOUR NOT WELLCOME.
e me for a invite
jright1@earthlink.net or call me 814 490 8495
now at all my parties all the djs are guys
NOW IF YOUR A GIRL DJ I WILL PUSH YOU UP AS MUCH AS I CAN
SORRY FOR THE SPELLING I JUST PUT ON ONE OF MY PARTIES I GOTS NOT SELLP AND i AM DOING THIS
GUYS $3 GIRLS $1
A USED DVD WILL GET 3 FREE PEEPS IN FOR FREE
DJS GET 1 FREE PERSON
sometimes i am not online a lot for more info right away call me 814 864-0405
now I have a cell please call mon-fir9pm to 530am or any tim on sat or sunday 814 490-8495
if you want any pics of my parties e me
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If you are cought giveing out any typ of 21 and over drink to some one who is underage you will be kicked out of my parties for good
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INSOMNIA INSOMNIA - PART 4
JULY 10th RM1: 48 HIGH STREET ROMFORD ESSEX
9PM - 3AM
DJs MR RUSH, DOOLITTLE, RATTY, ROB PARISH, GEE LUGS + XTC
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TRAINERS OK, FRESH, FUNKY, STYLISH AND CYBER WEAR
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BOTTLES £1.50 ALL NIGHT
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